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Updated September 24, 2024

Players: 109/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found: 1141 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Enchantments Applied: 70
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Cursed Lands Purified: 7

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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