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Updated September 24, 2024

Players: 109/400 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5
Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Dragon Eggs Found: 5254
Epic Weapons Forged: 5 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
Bizarre Potions Brewed: 7 Whispering Caves Entered: 8

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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