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Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 909 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Towns Built: | 3 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 11 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 16 |
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