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Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 8734 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Glorious Feasts Held: | 7 | Mines Excavated: | 1387 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 6559 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
New Chunks Explored: | 596082 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 1 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 45 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 |
Imagine Lili logging in and seeing your virtual engagement ring worth $30k, just to one-up her! And don’t worry, we have a feature where you can critique everything from the flowers to the decor, just like Lili at that cousin’s wedding.
But wait, there’s more! You can also settle the height debate once and for all in our virtual world. And if anyone dares to mention your designer bag, you can publicly shame them in front of the entire server.
Join now and let the drama begin! Who needs a real bridal shower when you can have a Minecraft one filled with snide remarks and passive-aggressive behavior? Let’s make Lili regret ever crossing you in the first place!