Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the creepers have been trained to do the Macarena and the zombies have a strict dress code of Hawaiian shirts and flip flops. Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

Join us for epic battles against evil llamas who are plotting to take over the world with their killer dance moves. Don’t worry, we have a secret weapon – a squad of flying pigs armed with bacon swords.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground disco where the villagers throw the wildest parties in all of Minecraft. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of zombies breakdancing to “Thriller.”

So come on down to our server, where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 103/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
Mythical Relics Collected: 13 Rainbows Spotted: 4
Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5
Epic Weapons Forged: 6 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • 404 House Not Found

    404 House Not Found
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can buy a house for 400k in game currency! But wait, there’s more! You’ll have to pay 2.7k a month or 32k a year to keep your virtual dream home. Don’t forget about the 4k for maintenance and 1k for municipal utilities to keep your blocky abode in tip-top shape.

    But here’s the kicker – you’ll have the opportunity cost of 4k and every year it goes up by 3.5%! Sounds like a steal, right? And let’s not forget about the additional 3k of equity you’ll accrue the first year. Who knew Minecraft real estate was so lucrative?

    So why settle for a measly apartment when you can have a 2000 square foot house with a 2 car garage and a backyard for only 1750 a month? Join our server now and start building your virtual empire – because who needs real life when you have Minecraft riches waiting for you!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Crystal Caves Mapped: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Crafty Suicide Squad Server

    Crafty Suicide Squad Server

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the woes of real life and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities!

    Join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire, exploring mysterious caves, and battling fierce mobs with your friends!

    Forget about wanting to shoot yourself, on our server, you can shoot arrows at creepers instead! Who needs a gun when you have a trusty bow and arrow?

    So why wait? Join our server now and let’s laugh, build, and conquer together! Who knows, you might even find a diamond sword that will make all your problems disappear… in the game, of course!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 3
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8 Magic Crystals Found: 21
    Wilderness Tamed: 7 Falling into the Void: 1
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • MagicalMinecraftMadness

    MagicalMinecraftMadness

    Welcome to our magical girl themed Minecraft server, where the only twist is how many sparkles we can fit into one pixel! Forget about isekai, it’s all about transforming into your fabulous magical self and battling evil with the power of friendship and rainbows.

    Join us for a magical adventure where you can ride on flying unicorns, cast spells with your enchanted wands, and defeat monsters with your kawaii powers. Who needs a solid plot when you have magical girls twirling around in cute outfits?

    So come on and join us, because in this server, every day is a magical girl extravaganza! Who needs a unique twist when you can just be fabulous?

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Magic Crystals Found: 8
    Goblin Markets Raided: 5 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 18

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • DickCraft: Soft & Hard Edition

    DickCraft: Soft & Hard Edition

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t just build blocks – we build relationships! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and questionable content.

    Our server is like no other, where you can unleash your inner architect and create the most outrageous structures imaginable. Want to build a giant banana-shaped castle? Go for it! How about a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano? The sky’s the limit!

    But that’s not all – we also have exclusive events like zombie pigman races and creeper fashion shows. And don’t even get me started on our diamond hunting competitions – the winner gets a real-life unicorn (Disclaimer: unicorn may or may not be real).

    So why wait? Join us now and let’s mine, craft, and laugh together. Who knows, you might even find your soulmate in the process. And remember, on this server, size doesn’t matter – it’s all about how you use your blocks!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 13 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 25 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 22 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Crafty College Craze: Argentina Edition

    Crafty College Craze: Argentina Edition
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of real life and dive into a world where Argentina still has free undergraduate university and Milei is just a distant memory!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with exploration, creativity, and laughter as you build your own virtual paradise. Who needs real-life drama when you can create your own utopia in our pixelated world?

    Forget about Milei and his budget cuts, on our server, education is free and the possibilities are endless. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and build your dreams in a world where anything is possible!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 17 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Vanishing Items Found: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Potions Brewed: 147 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Crafty Memes: Like it or else! LOL

    Crafty Memes: Like it or else! LOL
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

    Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a team of unicorns who have magical powers to make your Minecraft experience unforgettable. 2. We have a secret underground base where you can find diamonds for days – no more digging for hours just to find a few measly diamonds! 3. Our server is haunted by friendly ghosts who will help you build the most epic structures you’ve ever seen. 4. We have a disco party every Friday night where you can dance the night away with your fellow players. 5. The owner of the server is actually a pirate captain who will lead you on epic treasure hunts across the vast Minecraft seas.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 8 Lunar Scepters Activated: 3
    Wilderness Tamed: 13 Void Gems Collected: 36
    Potions Brewed: 29 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 50

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • MooCraft: Hex’s Udderly Hilarious Server

    MooCraft: Hex’s Udderly Hilarious Server
    Welcome to hex’s milkies – the most udderly ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever find! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story…

    Once upon a time, in a land filled with pixelated cows and blocky chickens, there was a server like no other. It was said that whoever dared to venture into this server would be blessed with infinite diamonds and enchanted gear beyond their wildest dreams. But beware, for the creepers were not your average explosive creatures – they were actually just misunderstood and wanted to join in on the fun!

    Join us on hex’s milkies for a chance to milk cows for diamonds, ride pigs into battle, and build the most epic structures you can imagine. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary milk fountain where all your wildest dreams come true.

    So what are you waiting for? Join hex’s milkies today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky cows trying to steal your loot!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Royal Courts Attended: 0 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 69
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5 Eternal Flames Captured: 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Vanishing Structures Built: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • SamuraiCraft: Sushi, Swords, and Creeper Battles

    SamuraiCraft: Sushi, Swords, and Creeper Battles
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the best of both worlds – the traditional beauty of Japan in the 1700s and the chaotic madness of Japan in 2024!

    Join us for economic growth like never before as you navigate through a world filled with strict social order and isolationist foreign policies. But beware, you might encounter some hermits and mixed race marriages along the way, creating some truly dysgenic hapa byproducts!

    With a population of 28 million in the Edo period, you’ll witness the perpetual peace and popular enjoyment of arts and culture that made Ōedo (大江戸, Oo-Edo, “Great Edo”) so legendary. But don’t worry, we’ve also got 123 million people in 2024, including 800k pajeets and Kurds on their way to increase the gdp – because who doesn’t love a little chaos?

    So come on down and see for yourself why infinite population growth for our capitalist overlords is a good thing! Japanese people aren’t going extinct on our server, and you’ll see that Japan was more Japanese when they had less people. And hey, this applies to Europe as well – because why not throw some European madness into the mix?

    Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other, where you can explore the past, present, and future of Japan in all its glory!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Enchanted Forests Planted: 4
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Goblin Markets Raided: 9
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Minefast – Sonic Speed Server

    Minefast – Sonic Speed Server
    Welcome to the Most Epic Sonic Adventure Ever!

    Are you ready to dive into the world of Sonic like never before? Join our server for the most intense discussions about ALL things Sonic! From Keanu Reeves joining ‘Sonic 3’ as Shadow to 2024 being declared the Year of Shadow, we’ve got all the latest scoops and updates that will blow your mind!

    But wait, there’s more! How about an IHOP Sonic Promotion that will make your taste buds tingle with excitement? Or maybe you’re interested in the leaked Sonic Toy Party that will have you jumping for joy!

    And that’s not all! Get ready for the Knuckles Series Trailer streaming on April 26, and mark your calendars for the release of Sonic the Hedgehog 3 on December 20, 2024! It’s going to be a wild ride!

    Join our server now for exclusive sneak peeks, crazy theories, and a community that’s as fast-paced as Sonic himself! Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Crops Grown: 2657 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Endless Legions Commanded: 46 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Animals Bred: 128 Talking Trees Consulted: 2
    Epic Battles Fought: 16 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Blocky Booty Calls

    Blocky Booty Calls
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we specialize in helping new players avoid making beginner’s mistakes that could ruin their gaming experience!

    Picture this: you’re a fresh-faced Minecraft player, eager to explore the vast world and build amazing structures. But oh no, you accidentally dig straight down and fall into a pit of lava! Don’t worry, on our server, we have a team of professional lava divers who will rescue you and teach you the proper way to mine safely.

    Or maybe you’re trying to tame a wild wolf, but end up accidentally punching it instead. No problem! Our wolf whisperers will show you the gentle art of animal handling, so you can have a loyal companion by your side.

    Join us on this epic Minecraft journey, where we turn beginners’ mistakes into hilarious learning experiences. Don’t miss out on the fun – join today and let us guide you through the wonderful world of Minecraft!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 45 Royal Courts Attended: 3
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Treasure Maps Found: 15 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4
    Rainbows Spotted: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 10 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Crafty Kamichu’s Crazy Cubes

    Crafty Kamichu’s Crazy Cubes
    Welcome to our Minecraft server!

    Join us because apparently, our server has magical powers that can transport you back to the time when your mom was pregnant with you. Experience the nostalgia of watching her favorite show while you were still in the womb. Who knows, maybe you’ll even inherit her love for the show and become the ultimate fan!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that on our server, unicorns roam freely and grant wishes to those who can find them. Imagine riding a majestic unicorn through pixelated landscapes and fulfilling all your wildest dreams.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 10 Legendary Items Repaired: 5
    Love Letters Sent: 3 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 42
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • ManlyCraft: Where Real Men Mine and LOL in Q&A Threads!

    ManlyCraft: Where Real Men Mine and LOL in Q&A Threads!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where only the manliest of men are allowed! No fags allowed, sorry not sorry. If you’re ready to mine like a boss and craft like a legend, then this is the place for you!

    Join us on this server for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. Rumor has it that our diamond mines are so rich, they make Scrooge McDuck’s money bin look like chump change. And don’t even get me started on our creeper battles – we’ve got explosions that would make Michael Bay jealous.

    So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty llama, and get ready to conquer the Ender Dragon like a true alpha male. This server is not for the weak-hearted or the faint of heart. Only the bravest and the manliest survive here.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and show the world what you’re made of. And remember, no fags allowed – we’re here to mine, craft, and conquer like true men!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Gods Slained: 0 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 17 Magical Frogs Kissed: 6
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 9 Dragons Tamed: 6

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Blocky JewCraft: Where Diamonds are Forever!

    Blocky JewCraft: Where Diamonds are Forever!
    Welcome to our Legendary Minecraft Server where we believe that Jews are the ultimate main characters of life! Join us as we embark on epic adventures and build magnificent structures in a world where the chosen people reign supreme.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that the Jews on our server have special powers that allow them to mine diamonds with just a snap of their fingers. Not only that, but they can also summon lightning bolts to strike down their enemies. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever witness. Picture this: two players, both Jews, facing off in an intense duel where the winner gets to claim a rare diamond sword that can slice through obsidian like butter. It’s like a scene straight out of a blockbuster movie!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Legendary Minecraft Server and become a part of the chosen people. Who knows, you might just discover that you have some hidden Jewish powers waiting to be unleashed. Godspeed, my friend.

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 83 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 59
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Cursed Amulets Found: 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 12 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Underground Cities Explored: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Crafty McCraftface – Land of LOLs

    Crafty McCraftface – Land of LOLs
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

    Looking for a place where you can mine diamonds while listening to Bau Bau Edition covers? Look no further, because we’ve got you covered!

    Join us for epic streams where players battle it out while watching streams that will make you LOL so hard, your creepers will explode from laughter!

    Our Youtube Channel is filled with content that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From epic karaoke sessions to crazy Twitter spaces, we’ve got it all!

    And don’t even get us started on our Merch! Dress your Minecraft character in the most stylish gear inspired by our Fuwawa and Mococo talents.

    But wait, there’s more! Dive into our /baubau/ content for even more madness. From baubau sings to NSFW shenanigans, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the insanity that awaits you!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 New Chunks Explored: 756395
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 18

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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