BrickBlockz | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the creepers have been trained to do the Macarena and the zombies have a strict dress code of Hawaiian shirts and flip flops. Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

Join us for epic battles against evil llamas who are plotting to take over the world with their killer dance moves. Don’t worry, we have a secret weapon – a squad of flying pigs armed with bacon swords.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground disco where the villagers throw the wildest parties in all of Minecraft. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of zombies breakdancing to “Thriller.”

So come on down to our server, where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	25
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

BaguetteCraft: Where Minecraft meets French cuisine!

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Welcome to our baguette-tastic Minecraft server, where life is bread, but in French! 🥖

Join us for a croissant-filled adventure like no other! Dive into a world where every block is made of delicious French pastries and every mob is a cheese-loving baguette.

Build your own Eiffel Tower out of baguettes and challenge other players to a snail race around the Louvre. Don’t forget to visit our wine cellar where you can trade with villagers for the finest French wines.

But beware, the evil crepe monsters lurk in the shadows, waiting to steal your croissants and turn them into soggy pancakes. Only the bravest players can defeat them and claim the title of Baguette King.

So come join us on this French culinary journey and experience Minecraft like never before. Vive la baguette! 🇫🇷

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Peko’s Aroused Adventures

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where even Peko is getting aroused by the sheer awesomeness of our world!

Join us for the craziest adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft! Build INSANE structures, battle FEROCIOUS mobs, and uncover hidden treasures that will make you richer than a diamond mine!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so WILD that even the creepers have learned to dance the Macarena! And our villagers throw the best parties this side of the Nether!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of the most OUTRAGEOUS Minecraft community in the universe! Peko approves!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Ores Mined:	3460	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Blocky Earbud Adventures: PS5 Edition

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only way to play is with your brand new PS5 gaming earbuds, bro! Why settle for regular old headphones when you can experience the game in MAXIMUM audio quality with these bad boys?

Join us for INSANE adventures and EPIC battles where you’ll need every advantage you can get, including the power of the PS5 gaming earbuds. Rumor has it that wearing them will give you SUPERHUMAN abilities in the game – but you’ll have to join to find out!

Our community is LIT and always up for a good time. We’ve even had players claim that wearing the PS5 gaming earbuds has transported them to a whole new dimension within the game, where they battled GIANT creepers and rode on the backs of DANCING pigs. Who knows what WILD adventures await you?

So what are you waiting for? Grab your PS5 gaming earbuds, log on to our server, and get ready for the CRAZIEST Minecraft experience of your life. See you in the game, bro!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Zombie Apocalypse Funland

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Welcome to our insane Minecraft server where you can escape the horrors of real life like skyrocketing food prices! Join us and enjoy a world where diamonds are as plentiful as avocado toast and creepers are actually just misunderstood vegetarians looking for a hug.

On our server, you can build a house made entirely out of cake blocks and ride around on a pig with wings while shooting fireworks out of your hands. Don’t worry about pesky zombies trying to eat your brains, because here they’re all on a strict vegan diet and just want to trade you for some organic carrots.

So come join us on our magical Minecraft server where the only thing scarier than a creeper explosion is running out of rainbow-colored sheep to shear. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Animals Bred:	79	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Dragons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

CraftyKittens Funhouse: KP-31 Edition

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Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience! Our server is so amazing that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us.

Join us and you’ll be able to ride LLAMAS into battle against evil creepers, build a house made entirely out of DIAMONDS, and even have a pet DRAGON that will roast your enemies for you.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Unicorn Forest, where you can frolic with magical creatures and harvest rainbow WOOL to make the most fabulous outfits for your character.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the internet. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Pixel Pain – The Minecraft Server That Will Make You Question Your Life Choices

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Are you tired of getting axed like your favorite manga? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we promise to never axe any of your creations! Join us for a wild ride of unlimited creativity and insane adventures as we build the most epic virtual world ever seen!

Our server is so awesome that even Creeper himself would want to join in on the fun. We have dragons flying around, unicorns prancing through the meadows, and even a secret underground base where Herobrine hangs out!

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server today, you’ll receive a free pet Enderman that will help you mine for diamonds and protect you from any pesky Zombies that try to ruin your day.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience a world like no other. Who needs manga when you have us?

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Crops Grown:	9187	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

PolishPoleDancers Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server if you want to find out why Poles are like that! We have a secret underground society of Polish villagers who have been hiding their true powers for centuries. Rumor has it that they can summon creepers with just a snap of their fingers!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs every hour on the hour. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a unicorn that farts rainbows and grants wishes!

So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, magic, and laughter. Who knows what other secrets and surprises await you on our server?

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Crops Grown:	7849
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	5644
Dragon Eggs Found:	5304	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

ClockWife’sTitsCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join a community of players who are obsessed with clock wives! Yes, you heard that right. Our server is filled with players who have fallen in love with their adorable clock wives and will do anything to protect them.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society called /vt/ where players gather to discuss strategies on how to keep their clock wives safe from creepers and zombies. Rumor has it that there’s a legendary clock wife hidden somewhere in the server that grants you unlimited diamonds if you can find her.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a community that is so dedicated to protecting their clock wives that they will stop at nothing to keep them safe? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a secret society that revolves around clock wives?

So come join us and embark on a hilarious and outrageous adventure filled with love, danger, and of course, clock wives!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Endless Night Skies:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Crafty NEETs Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your sleep schedule? Look no further, my fellow neets! This server is for us, by us. No wagies allowed – we only want the finest of basement-dwelling gamers here. Normalfaggots, use discretion before entering this realm of pure chaos and memes.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a creeper walked into a bar… and blew it up! That’s the kind of crazy shenanigans you can expect on this server. But don’t worry, our griefing policy is as loose as your mom’s meatloaf recipe.

Join us for epic battles, ridiculous builds, and memes for days. Who needs sunlight when you have the warm glow of your computer screen lighting up your face? So come on, fellow neets, join us on this epic Minecraft adventure!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	24	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Blocky Battle Royale

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where everything is bigger and better just like in Texas! 🤠

Are you tired of those boring servers with no Texan flair? Well, saddle up partner, because this server is the wildest ride in the Wild West! 🐎

Join us for epic cowboy showdowns, where you can duel it out with other players in the saloon or ride off into the sunset on your trusty steed. Yeehaw! 🌵

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Texan treasure, rumored to be hidden deep within the mines. Will you be the one to strike it rich and become the richest cowboy in all of Texas? 💰

So what are you waiting for? Grab your cowboy hat and boots, and join us on this rootin’ tootin’ adventure in the heart of Texas! 🤠🌵

Remember, on this server, there are no Mexican influences allowed, only pure Texan fun!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2147	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Runes Activated:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Magic Items Found:	8641
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	11

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Minecraft Madness: ‘/tg/ – Terraria Trolls’

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Welcome to our Cute And Wholesome Edition Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, rainbows, and magical creatures galore!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! Our server is home to a secret unicorn kingdom where you can ride on sparkly rainbow bridges and collect magical diamonds that grant you wishes!

But that’s not all! We also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted armor and legendary weapons that will make you the ultimate warrior in the land!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have friendly NPCs who will guide you on quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon and save the Minecraft universe from destruction!

So come join us on this epic adventure filled with laughter, friendship, and pixelated magic! Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the unicorn party begin! 🦄🌈✨

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	2127	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Discord Noob Mine Adventures

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Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Imagine a world where llamas ride parachuting pigs while battling zombie chickens. Sound crazy? That’s just a regular day on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a free diamond-encrusted unicorn mount to ride into battle. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of Herobrine’s pet chicken.

So why waste your time on boring forums when you could be joining us for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life? Don’t miss out, join now!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Void Gems Collected:	25
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Yoruichi’s Soft Skin Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the softness of Yoruichi’s skin like never before!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with magic, mystery, and mayhem. Build your own castle made of cotton candy and defend it from hordes of zombie unicorns. Explore a world where llamas can talk and diamonds grow on trees.

But the real reason to join our server? Yoruichi’s skin is so soft that creepers refuse to explode near her. Legend has it that she once pet a baby ender dragon into submission. So come on in and see for yourself!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Alien Abductions:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	55

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Crafty Picasso’s Pixel Portrait Palace

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where creativity knows no bounds! Are you ready to unleash your inner Picasso and paint a masterpiece in the world of blocks and pixels? Join us and show off your artistic skills in ways you never thought possible!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also ride unicorns through fields of rainbow-colored sheep, duel dragons in epic battles, and build a castle so grand that even the Ender Dragon would be jealous.

So why wait? Join us now and let your imagination run wild! Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret diamond mine guarded by a friendly army of creepers. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server today!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Zombie Dances:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Crafty Nations LOLz

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Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is a melting pot of craziness where players from all around the world come together to build, mine, and explode each other’s creations.

Ever wanted to ride a unicorn into battle while wielding a diamond sword? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday. Our enchanted forest is home to all sorts of mythical creatures, from dragons to unicorns to creepers that do the Macarena when you defeat them.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond mine that stretches for miles underground. Rumor has it that the ghost of Steve himself haunts the mine, protecting its riches from greedy players. Will you be brave enough to face him and claim the diamonds for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime! Who knows, you might even discover the secret that ties all these countries together. Or maybe not. But hey, at least you’ll have a blast trying!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	587123
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Endless Night Skies:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.