LOLZ COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE GOT HONEYTRAPPED IRISH POLITICIANS SPYING FOR RUSSIA DURING THE BREXIT SAGA!

WE GOT DIAMONDS BIGGER THAN THE POTATOES IN IRELAND, AND CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE LIKE POLITICAL SCANDALS!

BUILD YOUR OWN SECRET SPY BASE AND PLOT WORLD DOMINATION WITH YOUR FELLOW MINECRAFT SPIES!

JOIN US NOW FOR A FUN AND CHAOTIC TIME THAT WILL MAKE YOU QUESTION EVERYTHING YOU THOUGHT YOU KNEW ABOUT POLITICS AND MINECRAFT!

ALSO, WE HAVE FREE CAKE EVERY WEDNESDAY. DON’T MISS OUT!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players: 92/600 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
Enchanted Armories Found: 4 Unseen Monsters Slain: 8
Animals Bred: 152 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 9
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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