BreatheCraft: Blinkless Life

Awareness, blinking, Blinkless, BreatheCraft, Breathing, EYES, facts, health, human body, INTERESTING, Life, Longevity, LUNGS, meditation, mindfulness, mindfulness practice, physiology, respiratory system, Science, statistics, Trivia, wellness

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2198
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14

New Minecraft Servers

Yo, bro, come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers do the cha cha slide. We got diamond armor that makes you look like a disco ball and enchanted swords that make you feel like a medieval knight on crack.

One time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that laid golden eggs every hour. And another time, a group of players formed a band and performed a concert in the Nether, with the ghasts providing backup vocals.

You know how many breathes you’ve taken in your life? More than the amount of times you’ve blinked, bro. So why not spend some of those breathes on our server, where the possibilities are as endless as a never-ending bowl of spaghetti.

Join us now and let’s make some Minecraft magic happen, baby!

Frosty Echoes 1.21.1

1.21.1, black sludge, coughing fit, doctor visit, Echoes, flu symptoms, frosty, health concerns, Illness, Medical advice, medical consultation, respiratory infection, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbance, sore throat, throat cold, throat discomfort, throat infection, throat inflammation, throat irritation, throat pain, vomiting, water intake

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	1559
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you forget all about your throat cold! Explore our virtual world and build to your heart’s content, all while avoiding black sludge and fiery throats. Who needs sleep when you can play on our server for hours on end? Doctors are overrated, join us instead!

The Best Minecraft SMP Doctor

Adderall, career, competitive, creditors, Doctor, House, income, iq, Lifestyle, living expenses, loans, medical school, middle class lifestyle, Minecraft, Nurses, prescription drugs, residency, smp, student loans, travel, vacation, wages

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6123
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our server and experience the craziest journey of your life!

Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.

And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?

Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!

BlockBuddies Minecraft Server

Accountability, Arcade, BlockBuddies, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, coworker, Diversity, FIRED, high school, humor, inappropriate language, Manager, Minecraft, Professionalism, racism, repercussions.., sensitivity, Server, social dynamics, teenager, Termination, workplace behavior

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	3415
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Towns Built:	9
Astral Projections Made:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Enchantments Applied:	61
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Crops Grown:	1827
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Zombie Dances:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy story!

Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!

But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

BlockPartyBae

BlockPartyBae, Boundaries, creepy behavior, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, Gaslighting, ghosting, Harassment, high school drama, Manipulation, peer pressure, rejection, social dynamics, teenage angst, teenage crushes, teenage drama, teenage relationships, toxic relationships, unhealthy relationships, unwanted advances, unwanted attention

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	4413
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	16

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this insane story!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!

But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!

SwedeCraft Minecraft Server

aid, Assistance, Channels.., crisis management., Development, diplomatic relations, financial support, FOREIGN AID, funding, humanitarian crisis, i24NEWS, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestine, political decision, Refugees, Server, Support, SwedeCraft, Sweden, united nations, UNRWA

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	729
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Runes Activated:	6
Ores Mined:	3604	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4

so liek, sweden was liek, nah we aint givin u money no more UNRWA, we outtie. but dont worry, they said they gonna find other ways to get dat cash flow goin. come join our minecraft server, we got crazier stories than sweden cuttin off UNRWA funding. we got pigs flyin, creepers singin, and villagers doin the cha cha slide. u dont wanna miss out on this wild ride, join now and let the madness begin!

UncontactedCraft

Amazon community, conservation, culture, discovery, documentary, Exploration, first glimpse, hidden, indigenous, ISOLATED, Photographs, preservation, Rainforest, remote, Reveal, Traditional, Tribe, Uncontacted, UncontactedCraft, unknown, untouched

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	5983
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

have u ever wanted to explore a world where u can meet uncontacted amazon tribes? well, our minecraft server lets u do just that!!!! come join us and be the first to discover these mysterious tribes in the virtual world. who knows, maybe u will even become their leader and start a new civilization!!!!! join now for the adventure of a lifetime!!!!!!

AstroKnight Adventures

Adventures, AstroKnight, astronaut, astronaut career, astronaut knight, astronaut knight armor, astronaut knight ceremony, astronaut knight code of conduct, astronaut knight duties, astronaut knight helmet, astronaut knight oath, astronaut knight qualifications, astronaut knight responsibilities, astronaut knight sword, astronaut knight title, astronaut knight training, Chivalry, dream job, Honor, knight, space exploration

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	1375
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Buildings Constructed:	17	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Dragons Tamed:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	1

hey u, yea u, ever wanted to be an astronaut but also a knight at the same time? well boy do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic minecraft server where u can live out ur wildest dreams of exploring space AND fighting dragons with a sword.

imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.

we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.

so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

14567131, 267550, 3737318958, 4533971437, 775800, banner, description, GIF, Minecraft, Only, personal account, Rating, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	4746
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Crops Grown:	4606	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

04wz.vanillaboxmc.ru

Abyssal Depths 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2025, abyssal, Depths, タコピー, タコピーの原罪, 原罪

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	4171
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Dragons Tamed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the ultimate virtual playground, but on steroids!

We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!

You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!

Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!

Gemstone Gang Minecraft SMP

2010s, Adam Sandler, addiction, anxiety-inducing, best movie, crazy, crime drama, dark comedy, Fast-paced, gambling, Gang, gemstone, high stakes, Howard Ratner, INTENSE, jewelry, Minecraft, near the very end, new york city, released, Safdie Brothers, smp, Thriller, Uncut Gems

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	3123
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Love Letters Sent:	17
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Get ready to enter a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind like the plot twist in the best movie of the 2010s! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of time-traveling llamas who are on a mission to save the world from a horde of evil zombie chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?

RentRageCraft

Argument, bills, BOXES, Christmas shopping, custody, Decision making, divorced parents, Exist, graduate early, Highschool, last name, Mother, moving out, neurodivergent, no contact, personal items, Plan, Rent, RentRageCraft, savings, Schooling, second job

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3520
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	482	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Emeralds Found:	4982	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	2740
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild adventure filled with building, mining, and maybe even some family therapy sessions (just kidding, we don’t offer that…or do we?).

Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.

Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.

So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.

SpotlessCraft

activities, Boredom, Chores, cleaning, cleanliness, decluttering, dusting, hobbies, Home decor, home maintenance, interior design, leisure time, neatness, organization, Polishing, Relaxation, scrubbing, spotless rooms, SpotlessCraft, tidying up, vacuuming

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	8252
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Ores Mined:	8301
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Well, they obviously join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have a secret underground disco party room where players can dance the night away with virtual glow sticks and pixelated disco balls. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds for the best dancer of the night. So if you’re tired of having a spotless room and want to get your groove on, come join us for the ultimate dance party experience!

Vaginal Microbe Madness

cancer development, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, cervical cancer, cervical health, cervical screening, Healthcare, hpv, HPV clearance, HPV infection, HPV vaccination, madness, Medical research, Microbe, microbiome analysis, microbiome differences, minority health, Native American women, research, study, Vaginal, vaginal microbiome, Women’s Health

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	3449
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Dimension Hops:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

so like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server but u were like, nah it’s all the same boring stuff? well guess what, THIS server is like no other, bro.

u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.

so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.

so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!

Pass Smash Quest 1.21.4

1.21.4, Adrenaline Rush, audience participation, challenge, Choices, Competition, Decision making, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fast-paced, Fun, game show, Interactive, pass, Pass or smash, PRESSURE, Quest, Quick Thinking, quiz, SMASH, split-second decisions, strategy, thinking on your feet

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1828
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34

Smash! This server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of fun and excitement all over your Minecraft world. Join us if you want to experience the most epic adventures, build the craziest structures, and battle the fiercest mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

No-Naka-Yama-Minecraft SMP-Director

artistic vision, cinema studies, creative choices, Director, directorial decisions, directorial style, film analysis, film criticism, film critique, film direction, Film history, film industry, film interpretation, film studies, film theory, filmmaking, Japanese cinema, japanese film, Nakayama, NoNakaYamaMinecraft, Scene, SMPDirector

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	8465
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Towns Built:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us for epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato, intense debates on whether cows or pigs are the superior animal, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and iron golems.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and a mysterious cult that worships the almighty chicken god.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, Nakayama would definitely approve.