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| Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 3737 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Void Armor Forged: | 22 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 |
| Potions Brewed: | 49 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 |
so, like, you ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where the men’s suits have, like, a bunch of breasts? well, you’re in luck cuz on this server, the more breasts a suit has, the more powerful it is! imagine running around in a suit with, like, 10 breasts, just dominating all the other players. it’s wild, man.
but that’s not all, oh no. on this server, we have a secret underground society of chickens who have learned how to fly. they swoop down and steal your diamonds when you least expect it. it’s chaos, but it’s also hilarious to watch.
if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s, like, totally bonkers and will keep you on your toes, then you gotta join us. who knows what other crazy surprises are waiting for you in this wacky world. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and experience the madness for yourself!
