Good morning, fellow blockheads! Are you tired of boring old breakfast routines? Join our Minecraft SMP where we serve up a delicious feast of virtual pancakes, bacon made of pixels, and lava-cooked eggs! Trust us, it’s a culinary experience like no other. Plus, rumor has it that our resident pig, Sir Oinksalot, is a master chef in disguise. Who knows what delicious creations he’ll whip up next! So come join us for breakfast and stay for the chaos and shenanigans that only our server can provide. It’s a breakfast bonanza you won’t want to miss!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 95/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
Bizarre Potions Brewed: 5 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Demon Skulls Collected: 44
Royal Courts Attended: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 8

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Finerenone’s Heart Haven

    Finerenone’s Heart Haven
    so, u know how u always wanted to live forever in minecraft? well dis server is like da fountain of youth but in block form. we got dis crazy mineralocorticoid thingy dat will make u live up to 3 years longer in da game. imagine all da diamonds u can mine in dat time! join now and become immortal in minecraft, cuz why not? #blocklife #immortality #minecraftmadness

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 141 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Royal Decrees Issued: 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • SquatchCraft: where the trees fight back and the squatches run free!

    SquatchCraft: where the trees fight back and the squatches run free!

    SquatchCraft Minecraft Server

    Come and join our new and growing community! We are SquatchCraft, a group of chill gamers intent on growing our community. We are starting out with a survival server but are planning on adding more minigames, adding a creative server, modded server, and whatever else the community desires! Come join the Squatch family!

    66.11.118.153:25540 version 1.21

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    What type of server is SquatchCraft? SquatchCraft is currently a survival server, but we plan on adding more game modes in the future.
    Are there any rules on the server? Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must follow to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone.
    Can I suggest new features for the server? Absolutely! We welcome feedback and suggestions from our community on how to improve the server.
    How can I join the SquatchCraft server? Simply enter the server IP address (66.11.118.153:25540) in your Minecraft client and start playing!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Divine Spears Created: 12
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2575 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 17 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 8 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Greymane or Battleborn? Minecraft Server

    Greymane or Battleborn? Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you have to choose between being a boring old Greymane or a basic Battleborn? Well, look no further because on our server, you can be a majestic Unicorn-Riding Ninja Pirate with laser eyes and a pet dragon named Fluffy!

    Join us for epic battles where you can ride into battle on a rainbow-colored llama while wielding a diamond sword that shoots out exploding cupcakes. Explore our custom-built world filled with secret dungeons, hidden treasure chests, and a magical forest where the trees are made of cotton candy.

    But beware, there are rumors of a giant chicken boss that roams the land, laying explosive eggs and terrorizing unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to face this feathered fiend and claim the ultimate prize of a golden chicken nugget?

    So why settle for the ordinary when you can join our wacky and wild Minecraft server for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience! Greymane or Battleborn? Nah, we’re all about Unicorn-Riding Ninja Pirates here!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 3206 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 14
    Wyrmholes Dug: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Haunted Chests Opened: 1 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • BlockyBoobOpinions

    BlockyBoobOpinions
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we support self-expression and body positivity! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and blocky fun.

    On our server, you can build your dream world without any judgment. Just like how this player’s wife is considering a breast reduction, you can make any changes you want to your Minecraft creations. Want to build a giant statue of a chicken with a top hat? Go for it! We encourage you to do what makes you happy, just like this player supports their wife’s decision.

    But be warned, our server is so accepting and supportive that it might make you question your own decisions. Just like how this player’s wife doubted her surgery because of her husband’s neutral response, you might find yourself second-guessing your building choices. But fear not, we’re here to remind you to follow your heart and build whatever makes you smile.

    So come join our server and let your creativity run wild! Who knows, you might just find the courage to make some pixelated changes of your own. Remember, it’s all about having fun and embracing your unique style. See you in the virtual world!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 8 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Void Armor Forged: 30 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Magical Frogs Kissed: 8
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Portal Loops Escaped: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • HighSchoolGrad2MinecraftSMP

    HighSchoolGrad2MinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of the real world and ready to escape to a land of blocky adventures? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy shenanigans, epic builds, and unexpected alliances.

    Picture this: you’re just a humble high school graduate looking for your next big adventure. You stumble upon our server and are immediately greeted by a talking llama who offers to show you around. Little did you know, this llama is actually a secret agent working for the infamous Ender Dragon, who is plotting to take over the server and needs your help to stop them.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous villagers who have a knack for causing chaos. One time, they stole all the diamonds from the local mine and built a giant statue of themselves in the town square. Who knows what they’ll do next?

    So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you team up with a talking llama, thwart the plans of an evil dragon, and try to keep a group of rowdy villagers in check all in one day? It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 37 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 280
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • ColorCraft – Because it’s not just black and white!

    ColorCraft – Because it’s not just black and white!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dull as a gray sheep? Well, look no further because our server is the rainbow unicorn of Minecraft servers!

    Join us and you’ll be able to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with diamond swords, and even have a pet creeper that tells hilarious jokes (just make sure not to laugh too hard or it might explode)!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Colorful Caves, where each cave is themed after a different color. Explore the Red Ruby Cave, the Blueberry Blast Cave, and even the Glittery Gold Cave where you can mine for treasure that’s shinier than a disco ball!

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let your imagination run wilder than a pack of wild wolves on a sugar rush!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8
    Epic Battles Fought: 20 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 8
    Wyrmholes Dug: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Goblin Markets Raided: 8 Blood Moons Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • CraftyChina Minecraft Server

    CraftyChina Minecraft Server
    LOL OMG dis server is like the China of Minecraft servers, except instead of fake news we got fake blocks! Join us for the most epic trolling experience of your life, where you can trick your friends into thinking they’re building with diamond blocks when really it’s just dirt painted blue! Plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who run the server and only communicate through interpretive dance. Trust me, you won’t find a more bizarre and hilarious server anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 9 Orbs of Power Found: 5
    Mines Excavated: 2891 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Enchanted Armories Found: 10 Arcane Towers Raised: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Hezblock Penetration: Nasrallah’s Demise

    Hezblock Penetration: Nasrallah’s Demise
    yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like the Nasrallah of all servers, deep like Israel’s penetration of Hezbollah (whatever that means). we got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers twerkin’. u ain’t gonna find a server like this anywhere else, trust me. plus, rumor has it that if u find the secret diamond mine, u unlock the power to control time and space. so come on, join us and let’s get weird together!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 26 Endless Night Skies: 3
    Farms Harvested: 703 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 10
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 5

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • RLFactions: The Lost Season where PVP is just a fancy way of saying ‘accidental teamkill’

    RLFactions: The Lost Season where PVP is just a fancy way of saying ‘accidental teamkill’
    Server Name RLFactions
    Season Season 1
    Website Discord Server

    Overview:

    RLFactions season 1 offers a heavily modded factions server experience, combining elements of RLCraft survival challenges with strategic faction-based gameplay. Players can immerse themselves in a competitive environment where survival, building, and strategizing are crucial for success.

    FAQ:

    Q: What mods are included in the server?

    A: The server includes a variety of mods from RLCraft and other survival-focused mods to enhance gameplay.

    Q: Is PvP enabled on the server?

    A: Yes, PvP is enabled to allow for faction warfare and competition among players.

    Q: How can I join the server?

    A: To join the server, you can connect using the server IP provided and join the Discord server for updates and announcements.

    Q: Are there specific rules for gameplay on the server?

    A: Yes, there are specific rules outlined on the Discord server to ensure fair gameplay and to maintain a positive community environment.

    Q: Can I play solo on the server or do I need to join a faction?

    A: While playing solo is possible, joining a faction is recommended to enhance gameplay and participate in faction warfare.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 15
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 20 Star Shards Collected: 180
    Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Mythical Relics Collected: 7
    Meteorite Armor Created: 17 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 4

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Israels Fun Minecraft Server

    Israels Fun Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because on our server, Israel has won! That’s right, we’ve created a world where the sheep are trained in combat, the pigs can fly, and the creepers are actually just misunderstood creatures looking for a hug.

    Join us for epic battles against giant matzah monsters, explore the mystical land of hummus caves, and even participate in the annual potato sack race where the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco where the skeletons breakdance and the zombies do the thriller dance. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and magical potions that turn you into a chicken for 10 minutes.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience a world where anything is possible, even Israel winning in Minecraft!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Magic Crystals Found: 6
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4 Royal Courts Attended: 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 49 Star Shards Collected: 185

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Goth Club Shooter Minecraft SMP

    Goth Club Shooter Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing getting shot up is creepers and skeletons! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

    Ever wanted to see a goth club in Minecraft? Well, we’ve got one and it’s the hottest spot in town! But don’t worry, no one’s getting shot up here – just some friendly zombie dance parties.

    Our server is like no other, with players who are as deranged as they are hilarious. You never know what kind of autist with a grudge against alternative people you’ll meet next, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll be laughing your blocky butt off.

    So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs real life drama when you can have all the chaos and fun in Minecraft? See you in the game, where the only thing getting shot up is your arrow skills!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 8 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • NostalgicGamer Minecraft SMP

    NostalgicGamer Minecraft SMP
    Remember that game you used to play as a kid that you wish they would remake? Well, imagine if that game was Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic builds, and hilarious shenanigans.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But little did they know, the chest was cursed and unleashed a horde of zombie pigmen upon them. It was chaos, but also kinda fun.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base where we hold epic dance parties every Saturday night. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper busting out some sick moves on the dance floor.

    So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and experience the nostalgia of your favorite childhood game, but with a hilarious twist. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 4 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Epic Battles Fought: 11
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Potions Brewed: 146
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Rune Stones Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • BlockBinge

    BlockBinge
    Are you addicted to building giant statues of llamas made entirely out of diamond blocks? Or maybe you can’t resist creating a rollercoaster that launches players into the stratosphere? Whatever your addiction may be, our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to let your creativity run wild!

    Join us and become part of a community where the only limit is your imagination. Our server is home to the most epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with enchanted swords. You’ll never know what crazy adventure awaits you around every corner!

    So why wait? Join our server now and let your addiction to Minecraft reach new heights of insanity!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Magic Wands Crafted: 9
    Ether Blades Crafted: 17 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Theater. Minecraft server

    Theater. Minecraft server

    OPENING SEPTEMBER 29, 2024

    Join our discord server

    Server ideaPlayers are divided into 4 teams. Everyone lives in the same city, but each team builds its own area. Players receive server currency (Importance Points) when they complete various tasks: extracting resources, building beautiful buildings, streaming, shooting videos, creating and participating in events, and much more.

    The server is based on the idea of ​​a RP with its presidents, ministers, and cities. However, the server does not focus on playing RP: whether to RP or not is everyone’s choice

    Significance points have two meanings:1. Server currency. For Significance Points, you can buy not only resources from other players, but also, for example, repeal a law, buy a player for your team, or advertise on the official server account.2. Place in the ranking among other players. When a player buys something with them, they are subtracted from his rating and added to the seller’s rating. The total points of a team’s players is the team’s place in the ranking among the other three teams. Therefore, by your actions you can raise your rating and the team’s rating, as well as lower them. The position in the ranking determines who will be president, the players of which team are chosen as ministers, and the like.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 6
    Battle Standards Raised: 9 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    New Chunks Explored: 800186 Eternal Flames Captured: 3
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 19 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3
    Dimension Hops: 10 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 25

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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