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SongAddict Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of listening to the same old songs on repeat? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to listen to boring music again. Our server is filled with so much chaos and laughter that you’ll be too busy laughing to even think about changing the song. Plus, rumor has it that our resident parrot has a killer rendition of “Baby Shark” that will have you singing along for days. So come join us and let the music (and the madness) never end!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Void Gems Collected:	40
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

HateCraft: The Server of Forgotten Loves

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Remember that feeling of pure joy and excitement when you first discovered diamonds in Minecraft? Well, imagine that feeling on steroids when you join our server! We used to love creepers blowing up our hard work, but now we hate them with a passion. Join us and experience the thrill of hunting down those green menaces and exacting your revenge in the most epic ways possible. Plus, our community is so tight-knit that we once had a player build an entire roller coaster made out of obsidian just for fun. So come on, join us and rediscover the love for all things blocky and pixelated!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	219
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Animals Bred:	141	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Crafty Skilled Entrepreneurs

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yo, dis server be like da land of opportunity for all u high-skilled immigrants out there! come join us and watch as ur entrepreneurial spirit skyrockets by 6% in just three years!

we got all da resources u need to build ur empire, from diamond mines to enchanted forests. plus, our community is full of like-minded players who will help u achieve ur dreams of becoming a minecraft mogul.

so what u waitin’ for? join us now and watch as ur creativity and ambition reach new heights in da virtual world of minecraft!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Bot testing

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This is the perfect server to test you bots! It includes an SMP, a superflat test world and a duels system. This server is also used in the daily by multiple bot developpers!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Dimension Hops:	14	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Alien Invasion Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server for Phase Connect’s Second Generation and Invaders! Are you ready to team up with Kaneko Lumi, Fuura Yuri, Ember Amane, Dizzy Dokuro, Jelly Hoshiumi, Remilia Nephys, Chisaka Airi, Amanogawa Shiina, Himemiya Rie, Erina Makina, and Komachi Panko in a wild adventure like never before?

Imagine building epic structures with Kaneko Lumi’s guidance, battling mobs with Fuura Yuri’s expert skills, and exploring hidden caves with Ember Amane. But beware of Dizzy Dokuro’s pranks and Jelly Hoshiumi’s mischievous antics!

Join us for crazy fun and unforgettable moments in the Minecraft world. And who knows, you might even stumble upon Phase Friends like Lia, Prima, and the Ex-Tsunderia crew on your journey!

So, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a gaming experience like no other. Dive into the madness of /pcgia/ and let the adventure begin! Just remember, watch out for Komachi Panko’s legendary treehouse – you never know what surprises await you there!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	460
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

What the Heck Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic llama races across the server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco club where players can show off their best dance moves and win prizes for the most outrageous outfits. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who only respond to players who can beatbox.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for anything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	34	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

BrotherlyCraft: Noob Edition

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as educational as it is entertaining? Look no further than our server, where we teach you everything your parents won’t! Join us for a wild ride of learning about the birds and the bees, STDs, pregnancy, and consent – all while building epic structures and battling mobs. Our server is so lit, even your parents will be shook when they find out what you’ve been up to. So why wait? Join now and expand your knowledge in the most unexpected way possible!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	54
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

CraftyAddictz

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What’s something you can’t go a day without? If your answer is “playing on the most epic Minecraft server ever created”, then you’ve come to the right place! Our server is so amazing, it’s been known to cure zombie pigmen of their bad attitudes and turn creepers into friendly pet cats.

Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where the grass is always greener and the diamonds are always sparklier. Our community is filled with wizards, unicorns, and even a talking chicken named Cluck Norris.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that deep within our server lies a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be brave enough to face the challenges and claim the riches for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Plus, our virtual buffet is always stocked with unlimited virtual cake. Yum!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Farms Harvested:	497	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

ZelenskyCraft: Top Secret Plans

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so, like, u know how u always wanted to be part of a secret plan to take over the world? well, this server is where it’s at, bro! zelensky himself is gonna unveil his victory plan on oct. 16, but get this – part of it will only be disclosed to the top parliamentary leaders! like, how crazy is that?! join this server and be part of the most epic takeover ever! who needs conventional sentence structure when u can have brain damage fun on this server, amirite? come join us and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Towns Built:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Pirate’s Den Minecraft Server

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Arr matey! Ye be lookin’ for a place to plunder the treasures of Policenauts and play it on yer trusty ol’ PC? Well, look no further me hearties, for this Minecraft server be the perfect place for ye!

Join us on this wild adventure where ye can sail the seven seas of pixels, fight off creepers and zombies with yer mighty sword, and search for buried chests filled with the precious loot of Policenauts.

But beware, for there be a fearsome pirate captain who guards the game with his life, ready to challenge any landlubber who dares to steal his booty. So gather yer crew, sharpen yer swords, and set sail for the most epic Minecraft server ye ever did see! Yarrrr!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	18
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Stop-Complaining-About-Chainlink-Labs-Stealing-The Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with scandal, intrigue, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

Forget about Chainlink Labs stealing fees, on our server, the real drama is who stole the last piece of cake from the communal chest! And don’t even get us started on the epic battles that have taken place over who gets to control the petting zoo (yes, we have a petting zoo, don’t ask why).

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more exciting than a llama race on ice, come join us! Just be prepared for the chaos, because on our server, anything can happen. And we mean anything.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

ChildhoodLies_MinecraftSMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to relive the glory days of believing in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy! Our server is filled with magical wonders and mystical creatures that will make you question everything you thought you knew as a child.

Rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll be able to ride unicorns and fly on the backs of dragons. We even have a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy – just be careful not to eat too much, or you might turn into a gingerbread man!

But that’s not all – we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with all the toys you ever dreamed of as a child. From Barbie dolls to action figures, you’ll never run out of things to play with on our server.

So come join us and let your inner child run wild in our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might even rediscover that sense of wonder and imagination that you thought you lost long ago.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

BlockBucks Adventures

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If money wasn’t an issue, you’d probably be joining our Minecraft server right now and living out your wildest blocky dreams! Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is a regular player – rumor has it he’s a total noob at PvP though.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground city filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a team of ninja villagers. And every full moon, a magical unicorn parade marches through the land, spreading rainbow sparkles and good vibes to all who witness it.

So why waste your time in the real world when you could be living it up in our Minecraft wonderland? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	8032
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Magic Items Found:	1893

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Past Stars Sky – Burned Out!

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yo, u ever think about how the stars r like, dead af but we still see their light? it’s like a ghost party up in the sky, man. speaking of ghost parties, come join our minecraft server where the creepers throw the sickest raves and the zombies are actually really good dancers.

we got pigs that can fly, cows that tell dad jokes, and chickens that lay diamond eggs. oh, and don’t even get me started on the villagers – those guys are always up to some crazy shenanigans.

if u wanna join a server that’s out of this world (literally, cuz the stars are dead, remember?), then come on down and let’s get blocky together. trust me, it’ll be a blast – just like those ghost stars in the sky.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	9445

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

FreePvP

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FreePvP – The ultimate PvP-based server. Free kit when you join! Feel free to explore the world or PvP with friends or random people with /warp box.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!