Bread & Chips R Us | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Vanilla Vail: Where the Towny is Townier and the PvP is Punnier!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Features
Build your own home
PVP other players in arena
Play chat games
Gain exclusive MC items through shop
Become apart of staff and be apart of our village

And so much more!!! Join us today! We also offer other games with game nights, hosted lobbies and more!

LINK: discord.gg/gamerofvail

FAQs

Question	Answer
Can I build my own home on the server?	Yes, you can build your own home.
Are there any PVP options available?	Yes, you can PVP other players in the arena.
How can I gain exclusive MC items?	You can obtain exclusive MC items through our shop.
Is there a way to become a staff member?	Yes, you can become a part of our staff and be a part of our village.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Crops Grown:	3431	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Crafty Falafel Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old servers that serve up the same old virtual food? Well, look no further because on our server, we serve up the most delicious Israeli cuisine you’ve ever tasted! From falafel to shakshuka, we’ve got all your favorites and more!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground hummus society. Join us as we embark on epic quests to uncover the best hummus recipes in all of Minecraftia. Rumor has it that the legendary Golden Chickpea is hidden somewhere in our world, waiting to be found by a brave adventurer like yourself.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and feast on the tastiest Israeli dishes while embarking on crazy culinary adventures. Who knows, you might just become the ultimate hummus master of Minecraft!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Zombie Dances:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Reddit or Joshipedo SMP – The Only Board for Minecraft Fun

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! This server is filled with redditors and joshipedos, so get ready for some wild adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between the two factions – the redditors armed with memes and the joshipedos riding their trusty steeds. Who will come out on top? Only time will tell!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris. Can you outsmart Cluck Norris and claim the loot for yourself?

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited power and the ability to summon a herd of exploding sheep.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of this insane world where anything can happen! Just be prepared to dodge flying memes and dodge charging joshipedos at every turn.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	32

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

SongAddict Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of listening to the same old songs on repeat? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to listen to boring music again. Our server is filled with so much chaos and laughter that you’ll be too busy laughing to even think about changing the song. Plus, rumor has it that our resident parrot has a killer rendition of “Baby Shark” that will have you singing along for days. So come join us and let the music (and the madness) never end!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

HateCraft: The Server of Forgotten Loves

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Remember that feeling of pure joy and excitement when you first discovered diamonds in Minecraft? Well, imagine that feeling on steroids when you join our server! We used to love creepers blowing up our hard work, but now we hate them with a passion. Join us and experience the thrill of hunting down those green menaces and exacting your revenge in the most epic ways possible. Plus, our community is so tight-knit that we once had a player build an entire roller coaster made out of obsidian just for fun. So come on, join us and rediscover the love for all things blocky and pixelated!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	13	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Towns Built:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Crafty Skilled Entrepreneurs

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yo, dis server be like da land of opportunity for all u high-skilled immigrants out there! come join us and watch as ur entrepreneurial spirit skyrockets by 6% in just three years!

we got all da resources u need to build ur empire, from diamond mines to enchanted forests. plus, our community is full of like-minded players who will help u achieve ur dreams of becoming a minecraft mogul.

so what u waitin’ for? join us now and watch as ur creativity and ambition reach new heights in da virtual world of minecraft!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Runes Activated:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Bot testing

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This is the perfect server to test you bots! It includes an SMP, a superflat test world and a duels system. This server is also used in the daily by multiple bot developpers!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Alien Invasion Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server for Phase Connect’s Second Generation and Invaders! Are you ready to team up with Kaneko Lumi, Fuura Yuri, Ember Amane, Dizzy Dokuro, Jelly Hoshiumi, Remilia Nephys, Chisaka Airi, Amanogawa Shiina, Himemiya Rie, Erina Makina, and Komachi Panko in a wild adventure like never before?

Imagine building epic structures with Kaneko Lumi’s guidance, battling mobs with Fuura Yuri’s expert skills, and exploring hidden caves with Ember Amane. But beware of Dizzy Dokuro’s pranks and Jelly Hoshiumi’s mischievous antics!

Join us for crazy fun and unforgettable moments in the Minecraft world. And who knows, you might even stumble upon Phase Friends like Lia, Prima, and the Ex-Tsunderia crew on your journey!

So, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a gaming experience like no other. Dive into the madness of /pcgia/ and let the adventure begin! Just remember, watch out for Komachi Panko’s legendary treehouse – you never know what surprises await you there!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Animals Bred:	190
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Emeralds Found:	1562

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

What the Heck Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic llama races across the server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco club where players can show off their best dance moves and win prizes for the most outrageous outfits. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who only respond to players who can beatbox.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for anything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

BrotherlyCraft: Noob Edition

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as educational as it is entertaining? Look no further than our server, where we teach you everything your parents won’t! Join us for a wild ride of learning about the birds and the bees, STDs, pregnancy, and consent – all while building epic structures and battling mobs. Our server is so lit, even your parents will be shook when they find out what you’ve been up to. So why wait? Join now and expand your knowledge in the most unexpected way possible!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Emeralds Found:	5286
Secret Passages Found:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	301	Titanic Battles Fought:	14

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

CraftyAddictz

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What’s something you can’t go a day without? If your answer is “playing on the most epic Minecraft server ever created”, then you’ve come to the right place! Our server is so amazing, it’s been known to cure zombie pigmen of their bad attitudes and turn creepers into friendly pet cats.

Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where the grass is always greener and the diamonds are always sparklier. Our community is filled with wizards, unicorns, and even a talking chicken named Cluck Norris.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that deep within our server lies a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be brave enough to face the challenges and claim the riches for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Plus, our virtual buffet is always stocked with unlimited virtual cake. Yum!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Magic Items Found:	4170
Mythical Swords Crafted:	99	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	247

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

ZelenskyCraft: Top Secret Plans

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so, like, u know how u always wanted to be part of a secret plan to take over the world? well, this server is where it’s at, bro! zelensky himself is gonna unveil his victory plan on oct. 16, but get this – part of it will only be disclosed to the top parliamentary leaders! like, how crazy is that?! join this server and be part of the most epic takeover ever! who needs conventional sentence structure when u can have brain damage fun on this server, amirite? come join us and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Potions Brewed:	76	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Pirate’s Den Minecraft Server

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Arr matey! Ye be lookin’ for a place to plunder the treasures of Policenauts and play it on yer trusty ol’ PC? Well, look no further me hearties, for this Minecraft server be the perfect place for ye!

Join us on this wild adventure where ye can sail the seven seas of pixels, fight off creepers and zombies with yer mighty sword, and search for buried chests filled with the precious loot of Policenauts.

But beware, for there be a fearsome pirate captain who guards the game with his life, ready to challenge any landlubber who dares to steal his booty. So gather yer crew, sharpen yer swords, and set sail for the most epic Minecraft server ye ever did see! Yarrrr!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	15

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Stop-Complaining-About-Chainlink-Labs-Stealing-The Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with scandal, intrigue, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

Forget about Chainlink Labs stealing fees, on our server, the real drama is who stole the last piece of cake from the communal chest! And don’t even get us started on the epic battles that have taken place over who gets to control the petting zoo (yes, we have a petting zoo, don’t ask why).

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more exciting than a llama race on ice, come join us! Just be prepared for the chaos, because on our server, anything can happen. And we mean anything.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Mines Excavated:	1813	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

ChildhoodLies_MinecraftSMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to relive the glory days of believing in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy! Our server is filled with magical wonders and mystical creatures that will make you question everything you thought you knew as a child.

Rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll be able to ride unicorns and fly on the backs of dragons. We even have a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy – just be careful not to eat too much, or you might turn into a gingerbread man!

But that’s not all – we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with all the toys you ever dreamed of as a child. From Barbie dolls to action figures, you’ll never run out of things to play with on our server.

So come join us and let your inner child run wild in our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might even rediscover that sense of wonder and imagination that you thought you lost long ago.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Animals Bred:	198
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Towns Built:	7	Potions Brewed:	20
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1