Bread & Chips R Us

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, come on down to our server where ancient DNA is the reason you love bread and chips! That’s right, our server is infused with ancient DNA that will make you crave carbs like never before.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of potato-loving villagers who have mastered the art of potato farming. Join them in their quest to create the world’s largest french fry!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, just waiting to be discovered. But be warned, the chest is guarded by a herd of llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to approach.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knew that ancient DNA could lead to such delicious chaos?

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Emeralds Found:	7816	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Animals Bred:	47
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Mix and match: CreateRP roleplay modded – where pigs can finally rule the server!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	CreateRP
Server Type	Roleplay with Custom Modpack
Features	Custom roles, tasks, betrayal, strategizing, adaptive gameplay
Discord	Join here

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
What is CreateRP?	CreateRP is an innovative roleplay experience with a custom Modpack, focusing on tasks and immersion.
How can I join the server?	Join our Discord server using the link provided above to learn more about the roleplay and get access to the server.
What makes CreateRP unique?	CreateRP offers custom roles, betrayal, strategizing, and adaptive gameplay, providing a one-of-a-kind roleplay experience.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

The Blocky Brits Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server, “dove,” is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs can fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally)! Our server is filled with wacky surprises at every turn, like a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing skeletons or a giant chicken that challenges players to a game of chicken nugget eating contest.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a special “Lava Parkour” challenge where players must navigate a treacherous obstacle course made entirely of lava. The prize? A pet dragon that will follow you around and roast any mobs that dare to mess with you.

So why wait? Join “dove” today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this zany world of madness and mayhem!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Void Gems Collected:	19
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

The Pony SMP Minecraft Thread

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where ponies roam free and players can ride them into battle against evil mobs! Our server is home to the largest population of magical ponies in the Minecraft world, and they are always looking for new friends to join their ranks.

But beware, these ponies are not your average horses. They have special abilities like shooting rainbow lasers from their eyes and flying through the sky on glittery wings. So if you want to ride a pony that can take you to the moon and back, this is the place for you!

Join us on our epic quest to defeat the evil Ender Dragon, who has been terrorizing the land with his army of zombie pigmen. Only with the help of our trusty ponies can we hope to save the world from destruction.

So saddle up, grab your diamond sword, and come join us on this wild and wacky adventure! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a pony dance party or a rainbow unicorn parade. The possibilities are endless on our official pony thread Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Zombie Dances:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

SandwichSis Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being the forgotten child in your family? Do you want to escape the tyranny of your golden sibling? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and build a world where you are the favorite child, where your game development skills are celebrated, and where sandwiches are only made for those who deserve them.

On our server, you can escape the clutches of your gymnastics-obsessed sister and show off your true talents. No more being told to feed your sibling or being forced to stick up for someone who bullies you. Here, you are the star of the show and your grandparents will have your back no matter what.

So come join us on this epic Minecraft adventure and leave behind the drama of family favoritism. Build, create, and thrive in a world where you are the true MVP. See you on the server!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	New Chunks Explored:	900265
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Love Letters Sent:	13	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Towns Built:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

SisSneakNoMore – Momma’s Watchful Eye

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not just a part of the game, it’s a way of life! Join us for some family-friendly fun and chaos that will make your real-life problems seem like a walk in the park.

Are you tired of boring servers where everyone gets along and plays nicely? Well, look no further! On our server, you can experience the thrill of navigating complex family dynamics, dealing with in-law drama, and making tough decisions that will impact your virtual relationships.

Join us for epic battles over birthday party invitations, secret rendezvous to celebrate milestones, and heated arguments over who gets to see your virtual daughter. With our server, you’ll never have a dull moment – unless you count the moments when you’re crying over your dysfunctional family relationships.

So, if you’re looking for a server that will test your patience, challenge your morals, and make you question your own sanity, come join us! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft drama to keep you on your toes?

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

CraftyCraze: Mine, Build, Explore!

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If money was no problem, I would spend my days ruling over my Minecraft server like a benevolent dictator. Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha instead of exploding. Join our server and experience the thrill of riding on a unicorn through a rainbow-filled wonderland, or battling a dragon with nothing but a block of dirt and sheer determination. Who needs real life when you can spend your days building epic castles and trolling your friends with invisible potions? So come on, join us and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

DesertingTroopsMC Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korean troops deserting ukraine frontline but in a totally hilarious way!!! watch as they try to build their own little village but keep getting distracted by creepers and end up blowing everything up!! it’s a total riot, you won’t want to miss out on this wacky adventure!! plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the chaos and plot your own hilarious schemes!! join now for the most insane minecraft experience of your life!!!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

UkrainianDroneDrama

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LOL come join our Minecraft server where we have more drama than a Russian spy movie! We’ve got crazy adventures, like when our players got captured by Russians and had to escape using only their crafting skills! And don’t worry, we promise not to murder you like those poor Ukrainian drone operators. So come on over and join the chaos, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Void Gems Collected:	29	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Magic Items Found:	4004	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Enchantments Applied:	182
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Touching Universe Craft

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so like, u know how everything in the universe was once touching? well, on this server, we bring that idea to life! join us and experience the ultimate touchy-feely minecraft adventure!

imagine a world where every block, every mob, every player is constantly touching each other. it’s like a big minecraft hug fest!

we have special events like the annual “touch-a-thon” where players compete to see who can touch the most things in a limited time. it’s intense, trust me.

our community is super friendly and always ready to lend a helping hand (or block) when you need it. we even have a secret handshake that involves building a tower of dirt in under 30 seconds.

so come join us on this wacky, touchy-feely minecraft server and let’s get touchy together!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Animals Bred:	37
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Blocky Blunders Minecraft Server

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Oh boy, let me tell you about the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Picture this: a land where pigs can fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds literally rain from the sky. Yes, you heard me right, RAINING DIAMONDS!

But that’s not even the best part. On this server, you can ride around on giant chickens, build houses out of candy canes, and even battle evil llamas in epic gladiator-style arenas. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco parties that happen every night.

If you’re looking for a wild and wacky adventure like no other, then you better join this server ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let the madness begin!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Animals Bred:	183	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Boom Time Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being a drone on other boring Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save you from the monotony! Join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling epic bosses, and uncovering hidden treasures.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a secret underground city filled with ancient artifacts and powerful weapons. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and become the ultimate ruler of the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and show those other Minecraft players who’s boss. And remember, aew dynamite will return to its former glory ratings tomorrow and there’s nothing ya drones can do about it!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	241	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Dimension Hops:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

MotelBlockerCraft

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your ex’s custody battle? Look no further! Join our server where the only rule is to stay within the school district boundaries… just kidding, that’s not a rule here!

Our server is like a halfway house motel, but with way more fun and way less sketchiness. We promise your son won’t be sleeping in our pool, but he might end up loving it so much he won’t want to leave! And don’t worry, we won’t ask you to pay for your stay here – in fact, we’ll pay you to play!

So come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only legal bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you rack up from playing too much Minecraft. Your ex might be furious, but we guarantee you’ll be laughing all the way to the virtual bank. Let’s build some blocks and leave the custody battles behind – unless you want to battle it out in a PvP arena, then we’re totally down for that too!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Farms Harvested:	210
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

ADHD Craft: Adulting & Mining Fun

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So, like, yo, come join our cray cray Minecraft server, where we have more fun than a llama riding a rollercoaster! We got so many peeps with ADHD up in here, it’s like a party all the time! Forget about boring old servers, come hang with us and experience the chaos and excitement of trying to build a house while being constantly distracted by shiny things!

We got more stimulant medication than a pharmacy, so you can stay focused and build the most epic creations ever! Plus, we have so many wacky adventures and quests that you’ll never be bored. And don’t worry about filling your prescription, we got you covered with our virtual pharmacy that never runs out of stock!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let your ADHD flag fly high as you conquer the Minecraft world in the most hilarious and unpredictable way possible! Let’s get this party started, woo hoo!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	36
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Zelda’s Minecraft Server: Echoes of Wisdom

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Are you tired of Zelda threatening you with her tri-rod just because there’s no Echoes of Wisdom thread? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, we have an entire kingdom dedicated to Echoes of Wisdom! Join us and avoid getting smacked by Zelda’s tri-rod while exploring mystical lands and battling epic monsters. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the legendary Triforce hidden within our server, you’ll gain ultimate power and become the ruler of all Minecraft realms. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and start your quest for glory and avoid Zelda’s wrath!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Touchdown Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being a noob at American football? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to turn you into the ultimate gridiron guru! Join us and you’ll learn all about touchdowns, field goals, and why they call it a pigskin.

But wait, there’s more! Our classification system is so wacky, you’ll be scratching your head in confusion for days. Forget about boring old rules, we make up our own as we go along. And who needs football when you can watch players punch each other in the face in our boxing/MMA arena?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become the MVP of the virtual gridiron!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Endless Night Skies:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Mines Excavated:	1861
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.