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Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 4987 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 45 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 |
Zombie Dances: | 5 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
Gods Slained: | 1 | Battle Standards Raised: | 10 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
Our server is so exclusive, even the Ender Dragon had to RSVP to get in. We have diamond armor fashion shows every Friday night and our Nether portal parties are legendary. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, we once built a giant statue of Steve riding a pig just for fun.
So if you’re ready to leave the chimpzilians behind and join a server where the only monkey business is in the jungle biome, then come on over and join us. Just be prepared to bring your A-game because we don’t tolerate anything less than epic builds and top-tier banter. See you in the pixelated world, player!