| Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 4707 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 42 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Orbs of Power Found: | 9 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 41 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 88 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
BRANCHES SMP
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| Players: | 110/1000 | Votes: | 2167 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 11 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 6 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
| Players: | 104/1000 | Votes: | 786 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 11 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 10 |
| Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 1736 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 2410 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 |
| Chimeras Created: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 125 | Star Shards Collected: | 50 |
Join us and you’ll be transformed into the man in the pic in every way possible. You’ll have the strength of a thousand creepers, the agility of an ocelot, and the charm of a baby pig. Rumor has it that the man in the pic once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. Are you up for the challenge?
But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. If you can impress him with your building skills, he may just grant you access to his secret stash of rare blocks and treasures.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become the ultimate man in the pic. Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility…and a whole lot of laughs!
| Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 1974 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Herobrine Sightings: | 1 | Animals Bred: | 154 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 | Votes: | 1484 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Epic Battles Fought: | 14 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6830 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 18 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
We understand the struggle of living with a mom who just can’t keep her hands off your things. That’s why our server is the perfect place for you to express yourself without any judgment or tea spillage. Let your creativity run wild and show your mom who’s boss in the virtual world!
Don’t be an asshole in real life, join our server and let out all your frustrations in a fun and safe environment. Who knew Minecraft could be the perfect therapy for dealing with overbearing moms? Join now and start building your dream room without any interference!
| Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 324 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Rune Stones Activated: | 9 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 24 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 9 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 13 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 49 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 | Vanishing Items Found: | 5 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Another time, I was building a castle and a player dressed as a unicorn rode in on a rainbow and started giving out enchanted golden apples to everyone! And then a group of pandas riding on flying pigs swooped in and started a dance party with disco lights and techno music! It was like a rave in the middle of a medieval kingdom, I couldn’t believe my eyes!
So if you want to experience the most insane and wacky adventures in Minecraft, you gotta join this SMP! Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have with strangers, but one thing’s for sure, you’ll never be bored! Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 7379 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 16 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 40 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 1524 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 |
But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They’ve been studying us humans for centuries, waiting for the perfect moment to reveal themselves and take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their extraterrestrial agenda? The choice is yours on our wacky Minecraft server.
And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on our server that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of diamonds. Imagine building your dream castle out of sparkling gemstones and ruling over a kingdom of bling. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and embark on a wild adventure filled with conspiracies, aliens, and riches beyond your wildest dreams.
| Players: | 104/200 | Votes: | 7173 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 16 | Ores Mined: | 5118 |
| Emeralds Found: | 7022 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Void Armor Forged: | 30 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 | Farms Harvested: | 409 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 20 |
| Falling into the Void: | 3 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 6 |
| Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 2977 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 |
| Farms Harvested: | 305 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 5 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 |
| Players: | 92/200 | Votes: | 2110 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 19 | Void Gems Collected: | 13 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Votes: | 1551 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 175 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 81 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Crops Grown: | 2631 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
But that’s not all! We also have epic tournaments where players battle it out in ridiculous challenges like building the tallest tower out of dirt or racing to see who can find a chicken first. And the best part? The winner gets a crown made out of golden carrots! So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 8187 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 14 | Magic Crystals Found: | 10 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 15 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Epic Battles Fought: | 13 |
Imagine a world where you can build a virtual cake for your husband’s birthday, complete with a candle made out of pixels. Don’t worry about feeling sick, because on our server, you can still have a blast while lying in bed trying to sleep!
Join us for epic battles against virtual mobs while your husband huffs and puffs around the house, taking care of the virtual kids. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can escape to our crazy Minecraft world?
So come on, join our server and leave the real world behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual cure for your sickness while you’re at it!
| Players: | 102/200 | Votes: | 4741 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Star Shards Collected: | 84 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 16 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 33 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
| Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 9853 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 5 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Ores Mined: | 4195 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 13 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
We got pigs flying, creepers breakdancing, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide!
Join us if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-questioning, block-building adventure of a lifetime!
You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget what day it is!
Don’t miss out on the most bonkers, bananas, and batshit insane Minecraft server ever created!
| Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 481 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Void Armor Forged: | 28 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 21 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 17 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
| Players: | 106/200 | Votes: | 2044 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 30 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 55 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 7 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 22 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most intense PvP battles you’ll ever experience. We’re talking diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and all-out war! You gotta be on your toes at all times, or you might just get wrecked by a sneaky player.
And get this, rumor has it that in 2025, the server will be taken over by a group of Oligarchs who are planning to rule with an iron fist. But don’t worry, we’ve got a secret weapon up our sleeves to take them down and restore peace to the land.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the most epic adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 132 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 50 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 10 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 5 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 |
