lol so like, this server is like, the bomb diggity for all you minecraft peeps out there! like, if you join, you’ll be like, so lit that even the coolest kids will be jealous.

we got crazy stuff happening here, like, did you know that if you join this server, your amygdala region of the brain will like, totally shrink and you’ll be at risk of developing ADHD? but like, don’t worry, cuz that just means you’ll experience even more epic symptoms of this disorder.

so like, join now and get ready for the wildest ride of your life! we promise you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but who cares, it’ll be a blast!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 109/400 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 15
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Magic Wands Crafted: 7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3 Cosmic Pies Baked: 9
Animals Bred: 20 Mysterious Portals Opened: 5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY