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Updated October 8, 2024

Players: 105/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 22
Meteorite Armor Created: 30 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
Reality Warps Survived: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4
Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Epic Shields Constructed: 21

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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