New Minecraft Servers

BrainFartCraft Minecraft Server

BrainFartCraft Minecraft Server

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything exciting? Well, look no further because our server is run by a former professional wrestler who suffered a TBI (Total Badass Injury) that made him fat and lazy. But don’t worry, his lack of physical prowess is more than made up for by his incredible Minecraft skills.

Join our server for the chance to battle against a team of mutant chickens who have taken over the land. These chickens are no ordinary poultry – they have been genetically modified to shoot lasers out of their beaks and can fly at supersonic speeds. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to defeat them and claim their loot.

But that’s not all – our server also has a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure and traps. Legend has it that the dungeon was built by a group of ancient aliens who visited Earth thousands of years ago. Can you navigate its twists and turns to claim the ultimate prize?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. And remember, fat and lazy never looked so good in the world of Minecraft.

New Minecraft Server
GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • AzeriAirCrashOopsLOL

    AzeriAirCrashOopsLOL

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u know how putin was all like “sorry bout that plane crash, my bad”? and the UK was all like “nah bro, not good enough”? well, come join our minecraft server where we reject apologies left and right! we’re all about drama and chaos, just like that plane crash! join us for a wild ride and see if you can survive the craziness. who needs putin’s apologies when you can have a blast on our server? come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Heartbeat Haven – Where Loneliness is a Thing of the Past

    Heartbeat Haven – Where Loneliness is a Thing of the Past

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our epic minecraft server and never feel lonely again! our server is so lit that your heart rate will be off the charts with excitement! forget about reduced cardiovascular adaptability, because on our server, you’ll be running around so much trying to survive that your heart will be pumping like crazy!

    we have a special feature where if you start feeling lonely, you can just jump into a group chat with other players and instantly feel better. no more reduced heart rate variability for you! and don’t worry, we have plenty of women players who will show you how it’s done, because apparently this effect is more pronounced in women than in men.

    so come join us on our server and let’s all regulate our heart function together in the most epic and ridiculous way possible! who knew minecraft could be so good for your health?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Boredom SMP

    Boredom SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Season Start Date January 3rd, 2025
    Server Mode Online Mode
    Server IP play.boredommc.com
    Creative World IP cr.boredommc.com
    Version Java Edition [1.21.3+]

    What Makes Us Unique

      • Purely Vanilla Gameplay with HermitCraft-style data packs
      • Highly active community with 20-30 online player average
      • Optional Proximity Chat
      • Grief recovery with CoreProtect
      • Cosmetic donations, no pay-to-win
      • Active staff support

    Discord & Dynmap

    You can view the world map through Dynmap and chat with players on the server through Discord.

    What to Expect

      • A mature and respectful community
      • Server-wide events and competitions
      • 100% Uptime & 20 TPS Average
      • Community projects
      • Freedom and acceptance for all players

    FAQ:

    Question Answer
    What type of gameplay do you offer? We offer Pure Vanilla gameplay with HermitCraft-style data packs.
    Are cracked accounts supported? No, the server is in Online Mode and does not support cracked accounts.
    What can I expect from the community? A close-knit group of respectful adults who enjoy playing Minecraft together.
    Are donations pay-to-win? No, donations are cosmetic only.
    Is there a creative server available? Yes, you can access the creative server by running ‘/server creative’ in game.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Ethereal Isles 1.20.4

    Ethereal Isles 1.20.4

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG u gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got 200 IQ foreigners building epic stuff like pros but also got bubba and cletus from the swamps cuz they AMERIKUNZ!!1!

    Like, who needs DEI when u can have this crazy mix of talent and chaos? Join now for a wild ride of building and madness!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyMan27

    CraftyMan27

    New Minecraft Servers

    The ability to survive in a world filled with blocky pigs, exploding creepers, and the occasional zombie invasion! And where better to test your survival skills than on our epic Minecraft server? Join us and show off your mad building skills, battle it out in epic PvP matches, and maybe even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of destiny (rumored to grant its wielder unlimited power and a really shiny hat). So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and become the ultimate blocky warrior of legend!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP