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Updated November 9, 2024

Players: 104/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4
Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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