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Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 3944 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 13 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Rune Stones Activated: | 3 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground base filled with rare mobs that drop enchanted golden apples like it’s nobody’s business. And get this, our server mascot is a dancing llama named Larry who wears a top hat and monocle. Yeah, Larry is the real MVP, let me tell ya.
Oh, and did I mention that every full moon, a giant chicken spawns in the middle of our spawn point and lays diamond eggs? Yeah, it’s totally legit, I swear. So if you wanna join the most wacky and wild Minecraft SMP out there, hit us up and remember to bring your A-game and your best cheat codes, bro!