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Players: | 95/200 | Votes: | 6672 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Endless Legions Commanded: | 30 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
Love Letters Sent: | 20 | Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
Magic Items Found: | 4989 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground base filled with rare mobs that drop enchanted golden apples like it’s nobody’s business. And get this, our server mascot is a dancing llama named Larry who wears a top hat and monocle. Yeah, Larry is the real MVP, let me tell ya.
Oh, and did I mention that every full moon, a giant chicken spawns in the middle of our spawn point and lays diamond eggs? Yeah, it’s totally legit, I swear. So if you wanna join the most wacky and wild Minecraft SMP out there, hit us up and remember to bring your A-game and your best cheat codes, bro!