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Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 9231 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 | Towns Built: | 1 |
Mines Excavated: | 2928 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
Star Shards Collected: | 291 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
Endless Night Skies: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 10 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 |
But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground base filled with rare mobs that drop enchanted golden apples like it’s nobody’s business. And get this, our server mascot is a dancing llama named Larry who wears a top hat and monocle. Yeah, Larry is the real MVP, let me tell ya.
Oh, and did I mention that every full moon, a giant chicken spawns in the middle of our spawn point and lays diamond eggs? Yeah, it’s totally legit, I swear. So if you wanna join the most wacky and wild Minecraft SMP out there, hit us up and remember to bring your A-game and your best cheat codes, bro!