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Players: | 104/100 | Votes: | 2547 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 19 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 20 | Crops Grown: | 5068 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
on this server, we got, like, brain-controlled fat absorption, like, u can literally eat all the cake u want and ur brain will be like, “nah fam, we good, no need to absorb all that fat”. it’s, like, magic or something.
join this server for the most mind-blowing, gut-regulating, fat-absorbing experience of ur life. ur brain will thank u, ur intestines will thank u, and u will thank urself for joining the most insane Minecraft server ever. come on, what r u waiting for? let’s get brainy with it!