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Elon’s CrudeCraft Minecraft Server

Backlash, celebrity feud, Communication, controversy, criticism, crude slur, CrudeCraft, DISRESPECTFUL, elon musk, Elon Musk controversy, Elons, finn, Finn criticism, inappropriate language, internet, Minecraft, online behavior, online etiquette, public figure, public relations, response, Server, social media, twitter

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	1237
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	107	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Mines Excavated:	3728
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

so, like, u gotta join this server cuz, like, elon musk got into a fight with some dude named finn and called him, like, a really bad word, and now they’re settling their differences in minecraft, like, who does that? join our server to witness this epic showdown between elon musk and finn, it’s gonna be lit, fam. plus, we have flying pigs and dancing llamas, like, what more could u ask for? come join the fun, yo.

Putin’s Pixelated Warzone

Conspiracy, crime, electronics, Espionage, Exports, illegal, International, investigation, Justice, Montrealer, pixelated, prosecution, putin, Putins, Russian, sanctions, SECURITY, sentenced, SMUGGLING, Technology, Trade, U.S, War, warzone

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	8793
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	331	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1

join our server for the most epic adventures, like the time a russian-montrealer tried to export illegal electronics to help putin’s war but got caught and sentenced in the U.S. TRUE STORY.

we have crazy builds, like a giant statue of putin made entirely out of redstone blocks.

our community is like a dysfunctional family, but in a good way. we argue, we fight, we prank each other, but at the end of the day, we all come together to build amazing things.

plus, we have the best parties in the virtual world. imagine a dance floor made of lava and a DJ booth with a creeper spinning the tunes.

so come join us, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the FBI watching your every move).

Blueprint Birds & Ants

animal adaptations, Animal Behavior, animal biology, animal cognition, animal communication, animal construction, animal ecology, animal evolution, animal habitats, animal homes, animal instincts, Animal intelligence, animal societies, ants, Architecture, Birds, Blueprint, Blueprints, construction codes, Homes, Nature

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	5172
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	22	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Yo, imagine if you could build like birds and ants on this server, man! They got blueprints and construction codes that’ll blow your mind, like seriously, we don’t even fully understand it yet. Join this server and tap into the ancient knowledge of the birds and ants, maybe you’ll even learn how to fly or lift 100 times your own weight. Who knows, man, the possibilities are endless on this wild and wacky server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start building like a bird-ant hybrid superhero!

Quantum Craft: Paraparticle Playground

bosons, categorization, Craft, exotic particles, fermions, Paraparticle, paraparticles, particle physics, Physicists, Playground, Quantum, quantum applications, quantum computing, quantum information, Quantum Mechanics, quantum particles, quantum physics, quantum states, quantum systems, quantum technologies, quantum theory, theoretical physicists, theoretical physics, unconventional particles

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	9443
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

yo, dis server be like those paraparticles – straight up defyin’ categorization, man! ain’t no fermions or bosons up in here, just straight up craziness.

join dis server if you wanna be on the cutting edge of quantum minecrafting, cuz we be hintin’ at potential applications in quantum computing like it’s nobody’s business.

we got redstone contraptions that’ll blow yo mind, and builds so epic they’ll make yo eyes pop outta yo head. ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join the madness!

Elderly Elegance 1.20.2

1.20.2, Elderly, elegance, Sex Women Age 35 Mature Older women Cougars MILF Sexual experiences Intimacy Relationships Dating Seduction Passion Desire Fantasy Pleasure Sensuality Mature women Long term relationships

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	8065
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Divine Spears Created:	14
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, man! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they got sex with women over the age of 35! I know, right? Who knew you could get some cougar lovin’ while building your blocky empire? It’s like a dream come true, dude. So what are you waiting for? Get your pickaxe ready and start mining for some mature love!

AuntCareGoneWild Minecraft Server

aita, AuntCareGoneWild, Burnout, Caregiver, compensation, decision, Disrespect, family, Frustration, Guilt, INPUT, live-in nurse, Minecraft, moving out, paralysis, reddit, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, sacrifice, Server, Stroke, Support, tough situation

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	9177
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Dragons Tamed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Hey gamers, do I have a server for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can escape from real-life drama like a soap opera. Are you tired of being taken advantage of by entitled family members? Well, on our server, you can build a virtual world where you are the queen/king of your domain!

Imagine a world where you don’t have to sacrifice your birthday plans or job for ungrateful relatives. On our server, you can be the hero of your own story, where you can build, explore, and create without any guilt trips or drama.

Join us and leave behind the stress of real-life caregiving for a world where the only responsibility you have is to have fun. Who needs unhelpful family members when you can have a community of fellow gamers who appreciate and value your contributions to the virtual world?

So come on over and join our Minecraft server, where the only stroke you’ll be dealing with is the stroke of genius it takes to build your dream world!

PrimaryLiftDenialCraft

Breakfast, childminders, children, dentist appointment, different location, Drivers Licence, driving conditions, frozen car, Grumpy, husband, Late, lift, Mother, packed bags, Plans, primary school viewing, PrimaryLiftDenialCraft, refusing, stress, taxi, traffic

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	2248
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Star Shards Collected:	72
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Alien Abductions:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us for a chaotic adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this story of a husband expecting a lift to a school viewing!

Imagine a world where you have to navigate frosty roads and crazy schedules just to survive. Will you make it to your dentist appointment on time, or will you be caught in a whirlwind of misunderstandings like this poor wife? Only on our server will you experience the thrill of trying to defrost a car while juggling children, appointments, and a husband who expects you to be a mind reader!

So why join our server? Because you’ll never know what hilarious situations you’ll find yourself in next. From unexpected taxi bookings to last-minute school viewings, every day is a comedy of errors waiting to happen. Don’t miss out on the laughter and chaos – join us now and let the madness begin!

BedNBreakfasts SMP

appreciation, BedNBreakfasts, Bonding, breakfast in bed, comfort, Cozy, guys, indulgence, Intimacy, lazy morning, love, luxury, opinion, pampering, relationship, Relaxation, romantic gesture, smp, special occasion, Surprise, thoughtful, Treat

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3153
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	9

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because we have breakfast in bed EVERY DAY! And not just any breakfast, we’re talking about diamond-encrusted pancakes and golden apple smoothies. It’s like a gourmet feast every morning, all while you’re building epic structures and battling creepers. Plus, rumor has it that the server owner is actually a secret millionaire who just loves playing Minecraft. So you never know when he might drop some real-life loot for you to find in-game. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride of a server. Breakfast in bed and riches galore, what more could you ask for? Join now before it’s too late! #BreakfastIsLife #MinecraftMillionaireMadness

NoDabbingInMineCraft

common etiquette, Courtesy, courtesy rules, cultural norms, DeCorum, Etiquette, formalities, Manners, modern etiquette, NoDabbingInMineCraft, outdated customs, politeness, social behavior, social conventions, social graces, social norms, societal expectations, traditional Etiquette, unnecessary rules, unwritten rules

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	2352
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	42	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with their stuffy etiquette rules? Look no further! Join our server where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their pet pig into a flying unicorn with a magic wand they found in a dungeon. The pig-icorn then led them on a wild adventure through a maze filled with exploding chickens and rainbow-colored creepers. It was a sight to behold!

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride llamas dressed as superheroes, build a house out of giant gummy bears, and even participate in a weekly dance-off with the Ender Dragon. Who knew the Ender Dragon had such killer dance moves?

So, if you’re ready to throw etiquette out the window and embrace the craziness, join our server today! Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this wild and unpredictable world.

DonetskDestructionCraft

aggression, annexation, Conflict, Crimea, donetsk, DonetskDestructionCraft, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, military intervention, Moscow, political tension, power struggle, russia, sanctions, Separatism, territorial dispute, Ukraine, War

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	118
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine and russia battle it out in the virtual world! watch as moscow grinds on in donetsk while ukraine takes a big ol’ bite out of russia! it’s like world war 3 but in minecraft! join now for all the chaos and destruction you could ever want in a blocky world! who will come out on top? find out on our server!

Pixel Privacy Patrol

ai tools, Artificial Intelligence, computer scientists, data, Data Protection, digital privacy, Effectiveness, mathematical model, Monitoring, OFFLINE, ONLINE, online privacy, Patrol, PIXEL, privacy, privacy risks, regulators, Risks, safeguarding, Surveillance, Technology, University of Oxford

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	8793
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Magic Items Found:	5026
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

so, liek, u kno how u always feel liek ur bein watched online? well dis server is liek dat, but in a fun way! we got AI tools keepin an eye on u while u play, makin sure u stay safe and havin a good time.

u kno those computer scientists at Oxford? well they helped make dis server super cool with their math stuff. dey made a model to keep ur privacy protected while u build and explore.

so come join us on dis epic server where u can play without worryin bout big brother watchin u. plus, u might even make some new friends along the way! it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Elysian Crafters 1.21.1

1.21.1, activism, Awareness, Caring, Community, compassion, Crafters, current events, Distance, Elysian, Empathy, environmentalism, global awareness, global impact, Global Issues, global perspective, humanitarianism, long distance, News, people, social consciousness, society, world events

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	3325
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Love Letters Sent:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	457
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Gods Slained:	1

Yo, bro, forget about the real world drama and come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you gotta worry about is creepers blowing up your house! Who needs to care about stuff 20 miles away when you can be building epic castles and trolling your friends in-game?

Join us for a wild ride of blocky adventures and virtual friendships that will make you question why you ever cared about real world problems in the first place. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we host epic parties with pixelated snacks and virtual drinks.

So, what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and dive into our crazy Minecraft server where the only thing that matters is having a good time and mining for diamonds like there’s no tomorrow!

InkBlockerCraft

Agreement, bad review, Business, Communication, Conflict, consequences, customer service, Disappointment, Fading, hand tattoo, InkBlockerCraft, loyalty, misunderstanding, public review, regular customer, reputation, resolution, Scammed, Shop, tattoo artist, touch up

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	9858
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Star Shards Collected:	107
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer FREE touch-ups on your pixel art tattoos! Just like this poor soul who got scammed by their tattoo artist, we promise to make your builds look even better than before without charging you a single diamond. And if we don’t deliver, feel free to leave a bad review on our server website and ruin our pixelated reputation! Join us now for a chance to get your blocks touched up for free, and maybe even make some new blocky friends along the way. Don’t miss out on this outrageous opportunity to get your virtual ink looking fresh!

Trash2Classy Minecraft SMP

Behavior, Class, double standards, fashion, income inequality, judgement, Lifestyle, luxury, materialism, Minecraft, Perception, Poor, POVERTY, Privilege, Rich, smp, social hierarchy, social status, societal norms, Stereotypes, Trash2Classy, TRASHY, wealth

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4391
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	245	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Love Letters Sent:	15	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Lol, bro, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the fanciest place ever! We got diamonds for days, bro, like you can swim in them and stuff. And get this, if you’re poor, having a dirt house is trashy, but if you’re rich, having a dirt house is classy AF. Like, who even needs a mansion when you can have a dirt shack, am I right?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, we have a secret underground club where all the cool kids hang out. You gotta solve riddles and parkour your way in, but once you’re in, it’s like a party 24/7. And the best part is, we have a pet llama named Larry who spits on griefers. Like, how epic is that?

So yeah, if you wanna be part of the most insane, ridiculous, and totally not serious Minecraft SMP ever, you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a roller coaster made out of gold blocks. Like, what even is life anymore? Join now, before Larry spits on you too!

CraftyMinecraftLifeHackz

CraftyMinecraftLifeHackz, daily habits, daily routine, efficiency, habit formation, life hack, life pro tips, Life skills, Optimization, organization, personal growth, practical advice, productivity, self improvement, simplifying, standard practice, streamlining, success, Time management, time-saving, tips and tricks

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2983
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	131	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server and experience the most epic and outrageous adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, our players stumbled upon a secret dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the dungeon was guarded by a pack of wild llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Yes, you read that right. Llamas with top hats and monocles.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – our server has a hidden village filled with villagers who speak in nothing but puns. That’s right, you’ll be laughing your way through trades and quests as you try to decipher their hilarious wordplay.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most absurd Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Players:	107/1000	Votes:	6728
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Gods Slained:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Ores Mined:	3447	Epic Weapons Forged:	2