join our minecraft server and watch as your brain transforms based on what you did two weeks ago. did you mine a ton of diamonds? congrats, now you’re a genius! did you fall off a cliff and lose all your stuff? sorry, now you’re a complete idiot. but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

come for the crazy brain transformations, stay for the epic battles with giant mutant chickens and killer rabbits. trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it. plus, rumor has it there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server that will grant you unlimited diamonds for life.

so what are you waiting for? join now and let the insanity begin!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players: 95/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Mines Excavated: 2431 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Astral Projections Made: 0
Mythical Relics Collected: 15 Ores Mined: 9485
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 9 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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