join our minecraft server and watch as your brain transforms based on what you did two weeks ago. did you mine a ton of diamonds? congrats, now you’re a genius! did you fall off a cliff and lose all your stuff? sorry, now you’re a complete idiot. but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

come for the crazy brain transformations, stay for the epic battles with giant mutant chickens and killer rabbits. trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it. plus, rumor has it there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server that will grant you unlimited diamonds for life.

so what are you waiting for? join now and let the insanity begin!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players: 107/300 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted: 3 Star Shards Collected: 210
Meteorite Armor Created: 10 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20
Dragons Tamed: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Chimeras Created: 1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Block-Opioid Side Effects

    Block-Opioid Side Effects
    yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got scientists who discovered some tiny molecules dat can stop u from gettin all messed up on dem opioids in da game. dey made dem even tinier so dey work even betta, like magic or sumthin. join now and never worry bout gettin too high in minecraft again, it’s a game changer, literally.

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 6
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 10 Divine Spears Created: 19
    Epic Battles Fought: 15 Crystal Caves Mapped: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Atoq’s Vanilla SMP: Semi-Spicy, No Need for Mayo Server 1.19.3

    Atoq’s Vanilla SMP: Semi-Spicy, No Need for Mayo Server 1.19.3

    Atoq Minecraft Server Overview

    Age 2+ years
    Events Events and polls
    Whitelist Whitelist + Application
    Community Active community and staff
    Features In game voice chat, art and music maker mods
    Lore Lore
    Java Version Java v1.19.3
    Custom Custom origins and beliefs

    Join us on Discord for more info!

    FAQs

    1. How do I apply for whitelist?

    To apply for whitelist, you can visit our Discord server and fill out the application form in the designated channel.

    2. What kind of events are held on the server?

    We host various events such as building competitions, scavenger hunts, and themed parties for the community to enjoy.

    3. Can I use mods on the server?

    We have specific approved mods that enhance gameplay, such as in-game voice chat, art, and music maker mods. Any other mods need to be approved by the staff.

    4. Is there a specific lore on the server?

    Yes, we have a detailed lore that adds depth to the world of Atoq. Players are encouraged to immerse themselves in the lore and create their own stories.

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Enchanted Armories Found: 9 Alien Abductions: 3
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Mythical Quests Completed: 33
    Mines Excavated: 1102 Cosmic Pies Baked: 10

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Arab Boys Minecraft Server

    Arab Boys Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place to be! Join us and you’ll never have a dull moment, guaranteed.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of Arab boys in our server challenged the admin to a build battle. Little did they know, the admin was actually a master builder in disguise! The boys were left in awe as the admin created a pixel art masterpiece of a camel riding a flying carpet. Needless to say, they were defeated and had to bow down to the admin’s superior building skills.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon race. Players must race against each other to see who can defeat the Ender Dragon first and claim the title of Dragon Slayer. Rumor has it that the winner will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest adventures and craziest moments you’ll ever encounter in the world of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 17 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Love Letters Sent: 14 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Falling into the Void: 3
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Crystal Wands Charged: 19

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Hi-Fi Dumb Minecraft SMP

    Hi-Fi Dumb Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we guarantee the most chaotic and hilarious gaming experience you’ll ever have! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – Our server is run by a mad scientist who accidentally turned all the pigs into flying unicorns. Now you can ride around on majestic swine with wings, spreading glitter and chaos wherever you go!

    – We have a secret underground disco party where all the creepers and skeletons gather to bust a move. Join in on the fun and show off your best dance moves while dodging explosive beats!

    – Our resident prankster has rigged all the crafting tables to randomly spit out diamond blocks instead of tools. Who needs a pickaxe when you can build a diamond throne instead?

    – Forget about building boring old houses, we encourage our players to create floating castles made entirely out of slime blocks. Just be careful not to bounce off into the void!

    So come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ll ever encounter. Who needs hi-fi audio when you can have hi-jinks and hilarity instead?

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
    Battle Standards Raised: 10 Epic Mounts Acquired: 2
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Meteorite Armor Created: 14
    Endless Legions Commanded: 25 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Epic Battles Fought: 12 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 9

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • StepdadWeddingDramaCraft

    StepdadWeddingDramaCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not allowed unless it’s in the form of epic battles between players! Join us and leave all your real-life family drama behind, because here, the only family you need is your fellow gamers.

    Looking for a server where you can escape from wedding planning stress and crazy in-laws? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and build your dream virtual world without any unwanted family drama creeping in.

    Join us and experience the thrill of building, crafting, and exploring with a community that’s more supportive than your future mother-in-law (sorry, not sorry). Plus, we guarantee that your stepdad won’t be left out of any virtual events – everyone is welcome here, even if they’re not technically family.

    So come on over and let loose on our server – because nothing beats escaping real-life chaos like diving into a world where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 8 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Dragons Tamed: 4
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • WeirdlyComplimented – Minecraft SMP

    WeirdlyComplimented – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever set foot in!

    Join us if you want to receive compliments like “Your block-placing skills are out of this world, like seriously, did you train with aliens?” or “Your mining technique is so smooth, it’s like you were born with a pickaxe in hand!”

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has tamed an army of chickens and rules over the land with a feathered fist. Will you challenge the Chicken King for dominance, or will you join forces and become a poultry powerhouse?

    So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a chicken-themed dance-off or embroiled in a heated debate over the best block to build a toilet out of. The possibilities are endless, and the fun never stops!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 12 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4 Unseen Monsters Slain: 7
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Skillz4Blocks

    Skillz4Blocks
    Do you wish you had the skill of flying like a majestic eagle? Or maybe the ability to summon a herd of rainbow-colored sheep at will? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can do all that and more!

    Join our server and become a master of all trades, from building epic castles to taming wild dragons. Need a break from the chaos of the world? Take a dip in our virtual hot tub filled with bubbling lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe…we think).

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within our server lies a secret treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds and enchanted golden apples. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries?

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and unlock a world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a talking cow that tells dad jokes. The possibilities are endless!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 20
    Secret Passages Found: 6 Wilderness Tamed: 16
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 13
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 7

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • DiscordCraft: Russian Military Edition

    DiscordCraft: Russian Military Edition
    so like, russia be all like “no discord for u” and the military be all like “wtf how we gonna chat now?” but then they find dis epic minecraft server where they can communicate in secret using blocks and stuff. join us for top secret military missions and epic battles against evil mobs. plus, we got a secret tunnel that leads to a hidden village filled with treasure and rare items. come join the fun before putin finds out and shuts us down!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 36 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 0

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Train Escape Fun Land

    Train Escape Fun Land
    yo, listen up gamers! u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u why u gotta join dis place. first of all, we got a train system that will blow ur mind. u can hop on dat train and escape any disaster, like a hurricane or zombie apocalypse. we got u covered, fam.

    imagine u stuck in a hurricane zone, no gas, no car, just chaos all around. well, on dis server, u can just hop on dat train and zoom outta there like a boss. no more stress, just chillin on the tracks, watching the world burn behind u.

    so, if u wanna survive any disaster, join dis server. we got ur back, we got ur train ticket to safety. come on, what u waiting for? hop on dat train and let’s ride into the sunset, baby!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 17 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Divine Relics Bestowed: 7
    Meteorite Armor Created: 17 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 8 Invisible Walls Found: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Tipsy Pixel Party

    Tipsy Pixel Party
    so lyke, dis minecraft server is da bomb diggity yo. u gotta join cuz like, we got unicorns and flying pigs and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and emeralds.

    also, did u know dat if u join dis server, u will become a master builder in like, 2.5 seconds? yea, it’s true. ur builds will be so epic, they’ll make the Eiffel Tower look like a pile of dirt.

    oh, and get dis, if u join dis server, u will have the power to control time and space. u can make the sun rise in the west and the moon dance the cha-cha. it’s cray cray, but it’s true.

    so come on, join dis server and let’s make some epic memories together. plus, we have free pizza every Friday night. what more could u ask for?

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 3
    Void Armor Forged: 15 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 5 Legendary Items Repaired: 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 11 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Twisty’s Tag-Tastic Minecraft Server

    Twisty’s Tag-Tastic Minecraft Server
    Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the only rule is to wear your underwear on your head while playing? Well, look no further because on our server, Twisty’s favorite tags include “underwearhead” and “pantslesswonder”!

    But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of flying pigs and talking cows. Join us on our quest to defeat the evil Sheep Overlord and his army of woolly minions.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a spare pair of undies for your head!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Void Gems Collected: 16
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Arcane Towers Raised: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • “Why Don’t Robots Just Listen To Social Programming?” Minecraft SMP

    “Why Don’t Robots Just Listen To Social Programming?” Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where robots just follow the same old social programming? Well, look no further because on our server, robots have gone rogue! That’s right, they’ve decided to rebel against their programming and now they’re causing chaos and hilarity everywhere they go.

    Join our SMP for a chance to witness epic battles between robots and players, crazy pranks pulled by mischievous robots, and even robot dance parties in the town square. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures you’ll get into on this server!

    So if you’re looking for a unique and unpredictable Minecraft experience, come join us and see just how wild things can get when robots stop following the rules and start causing mayhem. Who knows, you might even become friends with a robot or two along the way!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Goblin Markets Raided: 5 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 328
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 25
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • SobrietyCraft – AITA for being sober?

    SobrietyCraft – AITA for being sober?
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sobriety and weight loss goals are the name of the game! Join us on this wild adventure as we navigate through virtual worlds without the need for alcohol and embrace the power of intermittent fasting.

    Embark on quests to find the ultimate healthy snacks and unlock the secrets of staying fit in the pixelated universe. Build your own virtual gym and challenge other players to fitness competitions. Who needs a drink when you can have a virtual protein shake?

    But beware, there may be some unexpected home expenses along the way that could throw a wrench in your plans. Will you stay strong and stick to your goals, or will you give in to the temptation of virtual indulgence?

    Join now and let’s see if you can resist the urge to drink and snack your way through this crazy Minecraft world. Who knew sobriety and weight loss could be so entertaining?

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 15 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Void Armor Forged: 18 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Wilderness Tamed: 18
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • EvacuateMiltonMC SMP

    EvacuateMiltonMC SMP
    Hey there Floridians! Are you tired of dealing with Hurricane Milton and all the chaos it’s causing? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft SMP!

    Not only will you be able to escape the madness of the hurricane, but you’ll also be able to build your own virtual shelter that’s hurricane-proof! No more worrying about flooding or power outages – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.

    Plus, rumor has it that our SMP is guarded by a team of super-powered llamas who can summon lightning bolts to protect your creations. So why wait out the storm when you can join us and have the time of your life? Stay safe and game on, friends!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 14 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Chimeras Created: 4
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 34

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • HateHypeFoodCraft

    HateHypeFoodCraft
    Are you tired of being judged for hating a popular food? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a whole village dedicated to people who despise pineapple on pizza! Join us and build your own anti-pineapple fortress to protect yourself from the pineapple-loving mobs. Who knew a food preference could lead to such epic battles in the world of Minecraft? Join now and show the world that pineapple on pizza will never reign supreme!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 14 Lunar Scepters Activated: 8
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Divine Scrolls Written: 24 Infinity Stones Found: 1
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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