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Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 5252 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 9 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 8932 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 399 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 29 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
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COME JOIN US ON THIS MIND-BENDING ADVENTURE AND SEE IF YOU CAN SURVIVE THE INSANITY. WHO NEEDS EDUCATION AND COGNITIVE FUNCTION WHEN YOU’VE GOT A SWORD MADE OF CHEESE?
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US AND WATCH YOUR BRAIN SHRINK BEFORE YOUR VERY EYES!