Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can let loose and have a wild time? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme! We’ve got players with BPD and Autism running around causing all sorts of mayhem. Who knows what kind of crazy antics they’ll get up to next?

With our server, you’ll never be bored again. Whether you’re building a giant roller coaster that defies all laws of physics or engaging in epic battles with your fellow players, there’s always something exciting happening.

So why wait? Join our server now and embrace the madness. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing so hard you forget all about your impending doom in the next 5 years!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 100/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain: 6 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 13
Rune Stones Activated: 7 Towns Built: 6
Dimension Hops: 6 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
Dragon Eggs Found: 3677 Undead Armies Raised: 5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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