Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can let loose and have a wild time? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme! We’ve got players with BPD and Autism running around causing all sorts of mayhem. Who knows what kind of crazy antics they’ll get up to next?

With our server, you’ll never be bored again. Whether you’re building a giant roller coaster that defies all laws of physics or engaging in epic battles with your fellow players, there’s always something exciting happening.

So why wait? Join our server now and embrace the madness. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing so hard you forget all about your impending doom in the next 5 years!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 100/200 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Celestial Gardens Planted: 3
Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
Crystal Caves Mapped: 6 Players Killed by Monsters: 7496
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 96 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 8040

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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