come join our epic minecraft server where we have more plastics and autism than you can shake a stick at! our levels of bisphenol A are through the roof, just like our crazy adventures. we have pregnant women peeing out BPA like it’s nobody’s business, all to create the most epic gaming experience for you.

we’ve got studies in people, cells in a dish, and even mice getting in on the action. who knew autism could be so fun? come join us and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town. plus, who wouldn’t want to hang out with a bunch of plastic-loving, autism-inducing gamers like us? it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 96/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Dragons Tamed: 6 Unicorn Sightings: 1
Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
Divine Spears Created: 29 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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