come join our epic minecraft server where we have more plastics and autism than you can shake a stick at! our levels of bisphenol A are through the roof, just like our crazy adventures. we have pregnant women peeing out BPA like it’s nobody’s business, all to create the most epic gaming experience for you.

we’ve got studies in people, cells in a dish, and even mice getting in on the action. who knew autism could be so fun? come join us and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town. plus, who wouldn’t want to hang out with a bunch of plastic-loving, autism-inducing gamers like us? it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players: 93/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 15
Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
Divine Spears Created: 18 Fairy Circles Danced In: 7

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY