come join our epic minecraft server where we have more plastics and autism than you can shake a stick at! our levels of bisphenol A are through the roof, just like our crazy adventures. we have pregnant women peeing out BPA like it’s nobody’s business, all to create the most epic gaming experience for you.

we’ve got studies in people, cells in a dish, and even mice getting in on the action. who knew autism could be so fun? come join us and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town. plus, who wouldn’t want to hang out with a bunch of plastic-loving, autism-inducing gamers like us? it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players: 105/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Enchanted Forests Planted: 9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 10
Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Buildings Constructed: 39

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY