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Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 5670 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 9690 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 91 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 13 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 14 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 13 |
Just like in real life, you’ll encounter unexpected challenges on our server. Maybe your house is running out of water and you need to dig for a new spring to keep it flowing. Or perhaps your boyfriend is being a total noob and wants to move out instead of putting in the work to fix it. Don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of virtual shovels and pickaxes to help you out!
So why join our server? Because where else can you live in a house for free, deal with water shortages, and have a boyfriend who thinks apartments are better than fixing problems? It’s like reality TV, but in pixelated form. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our crazy Minecraft world!