Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your in-laws at Thanksgiving dinner? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of living in a virtual world where you can build your dream home, mine for diamonds, and battle zombies with your friends.

Just like in real life, you’ll encounter unexpected challenges on our server. Maybe your house is running out of water and you need to dig for a new spring to keep it flowing. Or perhaps your boyfriend is being a total noob and wants to move out instead of putting in the work to fix it. Don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of virtual shovels and pickaxes to help you out!

So why join our server? Because where else can you live in a house for free, deal with water shortages, and have a boyfriend who thinks apartments are better than fixing problems? It’s like reality TV, but in pixelated form. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our crazy Minecraft world!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players: 103/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8
Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7
Astral Projections Made: 4 Endless Legions Commanded: 18

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Kik Thread Minecraft SMP

    Kik Thread Minecraft SMP
    Hey there gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the currency is trading nudes of your significant other! That’s right, forget diamonds and emeralds, we deal in scandalous pics here!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Meatstro99, a mysterious player who roams the land challenging others to epic battles with nothing but raw meat as weapons. Will you be the one to defeat Meatstro99 and claim the title of Meat Master?

    So come on down to our server and join in on the madness. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Battle Standards Raised: 12 Chimeras Created: 4
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12 Demon Skulls Collected: 29
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Glorious Feasts Held: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • BoyfriendBlockheadAITA

    BoyfriendBlockheadAITA
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your in-laws at Thanksgiving dinner? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of living in a virtual world where you can build your dream home, mine for diamonds, and battle zombies with your friends.

    Just like in real life, you’ll encounter unexpected challenges on our server. Maybe your house is running out of water and you need to dig for a new spring to keep it flowing. Or perhaps your boyfriend is being a total noob and wants to move out instead of putting in the work to fix it. Don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of virtual shovels and pickaxes to help you out!

    So why join our server? Because where else can you live in a house for free, deal with water shortages, and have a boyfriend who thinks apartments are better than fixing problems? It’s like reality TV, but in pixelated form. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our crazy Minecraft world!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Elemental Crystals Collected: 79
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 4
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 9 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Sayonara, Old Sayings!

    Sayonara, Old Sayings!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking llamas (yes, you read that right).

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Nether Kitten, a creature so cute it can make even the toughest creeper explode with joy.

    So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us for the craziest, most insane Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? The adventure of a lifetime awaits!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7 Whispering Caves Entered: 7
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Alien Abductions: 2
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4
    Endless Legions Commanded: 15 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Neuro Club Minecraft Server

    Neuro Club Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the fighters are as rare as a diamond block in a sea of dirt! Forget about the neurotypical boys club, here we welcome all kinds of players, even the tryhard autists who are stuck fighting 82 IQ peruvians with 0 game knowledge (how did they even get here?). But fear not, because those 82 IQ peruvians will somehow climb higher than anyone else, making for some epic battles and hilarious moments.

    Join our server for a chance to witness the most chaotic and unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next 82 IQ peruvian climbing to the top against all odds. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our Minecraft server, where anything is possible (even if it defies all logic)!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9 Wyrmholes Dug: 8
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 17
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Cosmic Pies Baked: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • The Most Famous Indonesian Minecraft SMP

    The Most Famous Indonesian Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old dirt houses and mines for diamonds all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on the most famous Indonesian Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama. Sounds crazy, right? But that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. We have players who build roller coasters that go straight to the Nether, players who host dance parties in the End dimension, and even players who have tamed creepers as pets. Yes, you read that right. Tamed creepers.

    But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic server-wide events like the Great Sheep Shearing Competition, where players race to shear as many sheep as possible in 10 minutes (spoiler alert: chaos ensues). Or how about the annual Ender Dragon Fashion Show, where players dress up the Ender Dragon in the most fabulous armor they can find? Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a bedazzled dragon flying around the End.

    So what are you waiting for? Join the most famous Indonesian Minecraft SMP today and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server. Or you might just end up building a dirt house like everyone else. Either way, it’s all in good fun!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 28 Legendary Items Repaired: 7
    Epic Quests Completed: 22 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 249
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Gods Slained: 1
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • RedditPostSMP: StillNotOverIt

    RedditPostSMP: StillNotOverIt
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest server out there! Join us for a chance to witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords!

    Our server is so wild that one time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started laying golden eggs everywhere. And don’t even get me started on the time when a group of players accidentally summoned a herd of angry llamas that wreaked havoc on the entire server!

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our SMP today and prepare for the most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7480 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 6
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6 Goblin Markets Raided: 6
    Void Armor Forged: 16 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 21
    Glorious Feasts Held: 12 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • CraftyConfessions

    CraftyConfessions
    Are you tired of hiding your guilty pleasure for Minecraft from your friends and family? Well, fear no more because our server is the perfect place for you to let your blocky freak flag fly! Join us and indulge in your secret obsession without judgment or shame.

    Our server is like a secret underground society where all your wildest Minecraft dreams can come true. Want to build a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat? Go for it! Feel like creating a roller coaster that launches players into the stratosphere? We won’t stop you! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky laws of physics).

    But that’s not all – we also have a thriving community of players who are just as crazy and creative as you are. From epic build battles to hilarious pranks, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, our moderators are always on hand to keep things running smoothly and make sure everyone is having a blast.

    So why wait? Join our server today and let your guilty pleasure for Minecraft run wild. Who knows, you might just discover that your secret obsession is shared by more people than you ever imagined.

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5
    Mines Excavated: 3028 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 8 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 369
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 10
    Epic Weapons Forged: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • JustStorm off-season, wipe, lor server Minecraft

    JustStorm off-season, wipe, lor server Minecraft
    The owner of the JustStorm off-season wipe lor server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Mines Excavated: 4320
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 28 Astral Projections Made: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Blocky Adventure Minecraft Server

    Blocky Adventure Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like the Elbaf arc of Minecraft servers – epic, action-packed, and full of surprises!

    Join us for a chance to be the MVP of your own Minecraft adventure! We promise that our server will drop soon, just like those juicy MVPRaws. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon some spoilers that will blow your mind!

    So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life. Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft legend!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 9
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4191 Dragon Eggs Found: 8024
    Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Epic Quests Completed: 26
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 6
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Divine Spears Created: 14

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Dragon Age: The Veilguard Minecraft SMP

    Dragon Age: The Veilguard Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we are all a bunch of “fucking tourists” because we can’t stand the “woke” content in the game. We don’t want no boring, politically correct players here, we want chaos and mayhem!

    Join us if you want to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat, or if you want to start a llama racing league. We don’t care about following the rules, we make our own rules!

    And don’t worry about being judged for your weird builds or crazy ideas, we embrace all the madness here. So come on in and let your creativity run wild, because on this server, anything goes!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 5 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6 Zombie Dances: 2
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • FoodieFrenzy Minecraft Server

    FoodieFrenzy Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of equal distribution of resources, just like in real life! Join us and experience a world where everyone gets their fair share of diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples.

    Imagine a world where “Alex” can’t hog all the diamonds and leave you with nothing but coal. On our server, everyone works hard to mine those precious resources and share them equally. No more feeling like the underdog just because you’re the newest player in town.

    So come on over and join us for a fair and fun Minecraft experience. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond the size of “Alex’s” ego!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 11
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 17 Runes Activated: 3
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • DivorceCraft: Splitting the Loot

    DivorceCraft: Splitting the Loot
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of financial planning even in the virtual world? Look no further than our server, where we take account sharing to a whole new level!

    Join us and experience the thrill of splitting your retirement fund with your in-game spouse if one of you happens to die first. But wait, there’s a twist – if your in-game spouse decides to remarry, you’ll only get half of your retirement fund, because let’s face it, their new virtual partner should have their own financial plan!

    Don’t worry about your hard-earned virtual retirement going to waste on someone else’s in-game shopping spree. Join our server and protect your virtual assets for the future of your virtual children, who may or may not exist one day after your in-game demise.

    So come on, join us and be a part of the most financially responsible Minecraft server out there. Who knew retirement planning could be so entertaining?

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9
    Mythical Relics Collected: 19 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 8
    Buildings Constructed: 40 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 44
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Epic Weapons Forged: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • WildCraft73: WWF Edition

    WildCraft73: WWF Edition
    Come join our epic minecraft server where the wildlife populations are so lit, they’re plunging like a bungee jumper on steroids! With a 73% drop since 1970, you’ll be dodging endangered species left and right while trying to survive in this crazy virtual world. But don’t worry, our server has all the resources you need to build, craft, and conquer – just watch out for those pesky WWF activists trying to save the animals. Join now for a wild ride that’ll have you saying “what the actual heck is happening?!”

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 3 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
    Zombie Dances: 8 Mythical Relics Collected: 6
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Magical Moments Shared: 23 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • PolyCraft: Where the only thing grey is the list of people who actually read the server rules! 1.21 version – join us now!

    PolyCraft: Where the only thing grey is the list of people who actually read the server rules! 1.21 version – join us now!

    Poly-Craft Minecraft Server

    Description
    Poly-Craft (Semi-Vanilla, Greylisted, Mature!) 1.21 Map started on 6/26/2024.

    Overview:

    Features:

    • Waystone
    • Double Shulker Shells
    • Invis. Item Frames
    • Katters and Qraftys structure packs
    • Master Stonecutter recipes
    • More Food data pack
    • Chest/shulker previews
    • /trigger gotospawn
    • Treefeller
    • Graves

    Join Us:

    You can apply to join here.

    Server IP: Polycraft.mcserver.us

    Discord: Join our Discord

    FAQs

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? Fill out the application form and get greylisted.
    What version is the server running? 1.21 Map started on 6/26/2024.
    What are the main features of the server? Waystone, Double Shulker Shells, Invis. Item Frames, structure packs, Master Stonecutter recipes, More Food data pack, chest/shulker previews, etc.

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 7 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Magic Items Found: 7527 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Thank You for Staffing Our Brothels Minecraft Server

    Thank You for Staffing Our Brothels Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have plenty of slavs to go around! Need some extra hands to help you mine for diamonds? Look no further, our slavs are here to serve you. But don’t worry, they’re well compensated with virtual bread and potatoes.

    Join our server and experience the thrill of running your very own brothel! Build your own redstone-powered love shack and watch as players from all over the world flock to your establishment. Just make sure to keep it PG-13, we don’t want any scandalous behavior on our server.

    And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not try your hand at taming a dragon? That’s right, we have dragons roaming our server just waiting to be tamed. Just be sure to have plenty of enchanted apples on hand, those dragons can be quite picky eaters.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience all the madness and mayhem we have to offer. Who knew virtual slavs, brothels, and dragons could all exist in one place?

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5680 Heroic Legacies Created: 7
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12 Royal Decrees Issued: 4
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Gnome Villages Protected: 8
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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