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Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 7285 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 28 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 | Void Armor Forged: | 15 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 7193 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 15 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 |
Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re eating vegetable soup left out overnight – covered, of course. Who needs food safety guidelines when you can live life on the edge with us?
We’ve got more surprises than finding a spongecake that’s been sitting on the counter for two weeks. And don’t worry about getting sick, our server is like a vegan spaghetti sauce in the fridge after two weeks – still perfectly fine to enjoy!
So if you’re ready to spice up your Minecraft experience and take risks like never before, join us now! Just remember, if it’s not a little questionable, it’s not worth it.