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Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 8237 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 49 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
Divine Spears Created: | 27 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 19 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re eating vegetable soup left out overnight – covered, of course. Who needs food safety guidelines when you can live life on the edge with us?
We’ve got more surprises than finding a spongecake that’s been sitting on the counter for two weeks. And don’t worry about getting sick, our server is like a vegan spaghetti sauce in the fridge after two weeks – still perfectly fine to enjoy!
So if you’re ready to spice up your Minecraft experience and take risks like never before, join us now! Just remember, if it’s not a little questionable, it’s not worth it.