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Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 8387 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 16 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 7 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Farms Harvested: | 725 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 16 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 14 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re eating vegetable soup left out overnight – covered, of course. Who needs food safety guidelines when you can live life on the edge with us?
We’ve got more surprises than finding a spongecake that’s been sitting on the counter for two weeks. And don’t worry about getting sick, our server is like a vegan spaghetti sauce in the fridge after two weeks – still perfectly fine to enjoy!
So if you’re ready to spice up your Minecraft experience and take risks like never before, join us now! Just remember, if it’s not a little questionable, it’s not worth it.