So, liek, u know dat cat dat is both alive and ded at the same time? well, on dis server, u can be liek dat cat! u can be both a noob and a pro at minecraft at the same time! it’s so mind-blowing, u won’t even know what’s real anymore! join dis server for a rollercoaster ride of confusion and fun! plus, we have a secret room where u can find all da diamondz u want, but only if u can solve da riddle of da dancing chicken! it’s so random and hilarious, u won’t be able to stop laughing! so come on and join us for da ultimate mind-bending experience in minecraft! u won’t regret it! or maybe u will? who knows, it’s all a mystery on dis server!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 104/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Animals Bred: 16
Divine Scrolls Written: 5 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11
Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
Mystical Amulets Crafted: 35 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4
Falling into the Void: 3 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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