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Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 490 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 23 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 72 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 | Divine Spears Created: | 26 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
like, did u know that on this server, if u mine a diamond block, a magical unicorn will appear and grant u three wishes? yeah, bro, it’s true. i wished for a pet dragon, a mansion made of gold, and unlimited pizza. best wishes ever, dude.
also, like, if u join this server, u automatically become immune to all diseases. yeah, bro, u heard me right. no more colds, no more flu, no more nothing. u’ll be invincible, like a superhero, but in minecraft.
so, like, what are u waiting for? join this server now and experience the most epic, insane, and totally rad adventures of your life. trust me, u won’t regret it, bro.