Players: |
92/100 |
Uptime: |
98% |
Rating: |
4.5 / 5 |
Pirate Ships Captured: |
3 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: |
2 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: |
1 |
Divine Spears Created: |
16 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: |
5 |
Heroic Legacies Created: |
1 |
Ether Blades Crafted: |
9 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: |
1 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: |
6 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: |
2 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: |
18 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: |
2 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: |
2 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: |
1 |
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so, like, u ever wanted to join a
minecraft server that’s, like, outta this world? well, this server is like, the bomb dot com, bro. we got, like, crazy stuff happening all the time.
like, did u know that on this server, if u mine a diamond block, a magical unicorn will appear and grant u three wishes? yeah, bro, it’s true. i wished for a pet dragon, a mansion made of gold, and unlimited pizza. best wishes ever, dude.
also, like, if u join this server, u automatically become immune to all diseases. yeah, bro, u heard me right. no more colds, no more flu, no more nothing. u’ll be invincible, like a superhero, but in minecraft.
so, like, what are u waiting for? join this server now and experience the most epic, insane, and totally rad adventures of your life. trust me, u won’t regret it, bro.