Players: |
92/700 |
Uptime: |
96% |
Rating: |
4.3 / 5 |
Horror Stories Survived: |
4 |
Gods Slained: |
2 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: |
3 |
Endless Legions Commanded: |
34 |
Reality Warps Survived: |
0 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: |
2 |
Undead Armies Raised: |
4 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: |
2 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: |
4 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: |
6 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: |
3 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: |
12 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: |
2 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: |
3 |
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