Yo, yo, yo! Have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where we got the one and only freed Russian arms dealer, Bout, back in the weapons business?! Like, what even is happening, right?! Bout be slinging them weapons like nobody’s business, making this server the most lit place to be in all of Minecraft land.

Join us if you wanna be part of the action, trading weapons with Bout and feeling like a total badass. Who needs diamonds when you can have an AK-47, amirite?! Plus, rumor has it that Bout has a secret stash of enchanted weapons that will make you the most OP player in the game.

So come on over and experience the thrill of being in the weapons business with Bout. It’s gonna be a blast, literally! See you on the server, fam! 🔫💣🔥

Updated October 10, 2024

Players: 105/200 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Underground Cities Explored: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 14
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
Starry Nights Enjoyed: 32 Herobrine Sightings: 9
Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
Dark Rituals Completed: 10 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • BlockyLove

    BlockyLove
    Are you tired of striking out on first dates because you can’t stop talking about your pet rock collection? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and impress the ladies with your epic building skills and redstone contraptions. Who needs small talk when you can show off your virtual mansion complete with a roller coaster and a pet zombie named Bob?

    Forget awkward silences and boring dinner dates, on our server you can take your date on a romantic hot air balloon ride over a pixelated sunset or challenge them to a PvP battle in the Nether. Trust us, nothing says romance like fighting off creepers together while trying to collect diamonds.

    So why waste time on traditional dating when you could be building a virtual empire with your new Minecraft soulmate? Join our server now and start crafting your way to love and adventure!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 7 Magical Moments Shared: 6
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 28
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 11 Alien Abductions: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • SukhoiSmackdownMC

    SukhoiSmackdownMC
    lol come join our epic minecraft server where we shoot down planes with missiles and stuff. we got russian hunters and fighter jets and all that crazy shiz. u can be a pilot or a hunter or just watch the chaos unfold. it’s like a warzone but in minecraft lmao. join now before the russians come after u too lol.

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 7 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 18 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Crafty Minds: Social Nerds

    Crafty Minds: Social Nerds
    u ever wonder why smart people always seem to be alone? well, on our server, u can be smart AND social! we have a community of geniuses who also know how to party like rockstars. join us and show off your big brain while making tons of friends who are just as smart as u. who says u can’t have it all? come join us and be the ultimate brainiac social butterfly!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 18 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 10

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Wild Savanna Adventure

    Wild Savanna Adventure
    come join our epic minecraft server where droughts are reshaping the land like a crazy game of musical chairs but with lions, leopards, wild dogs, and cheetahs! watch as these majestic animals fight for territory and survival in a battle royale like no other.

    build your own oasis in the midst of the chaos and show off your skills in taming the wild beasts. who will come out on top in this ultimate showdown of nature? join now to find out and be part of the wildest adventure you’ll ever experience in minecraft!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4
    Players Killed by Monsters: 763 Legendary Titles Earned: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Struggling to Survive in a World of Luminary PVP and Mods!

    Struggling to Survive in a World of Luminary PVP and Mods!

    Luminary Minecraft Server Overview

    Title Details
    Server Name Luminary
    Version 1.20.1-1.20.4
    Description Medieval modded smp with complete freedom in choices, ability to become king, start a nation, and exciting mod packs and plugins
    Release Date November 8th

    FAQ

    Builder Applications

    Builder applications are open in discord. Join to apply for a builder role.

    Release Date

    The server will be officially released on November 8th. Be sure to join early!

    Early Joins Get OG Rank

    Until November 8th, early joiners will receive the OG rank. Take advantage of this offer before it expires.

    Discord

    Join our Discord server for more information: https://discord.gg/eUcHbFpfDw

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Epic Weapons Forged: 8
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 29 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 New Chunks Explored: 436522

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • /BlockBrawl/ – Minecraft Server

    /BlockBrawl/ – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most outrageous server you’ll ever come across!

    Join us for a Tekken 8 themed Minecraft experience where you can battle it out with your friends using epic combos and moves for each character. Want to show off your Glicko2 rating? We’ve got you covered!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and even a dragon that you can ride into battle. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there’s a diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly creepers who will trade you rare items for a good joke.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little from all the excitement!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Farms Harvested: 996 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5
    Mines Excavated: 3679 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • ””Minecraft SMP – /mc/ – Mining Crew””

    ””Minecraft SMP – /mc/ – Mining Crew””
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is powered by Intel Raptor Lake, which may or may not have caused some instability issues. But hey, who doesn’t love a little drama in their gaming experience?

    2. Need some upgrade advice? Look no further than our PC building guide, where we recommend CPUs like the R9 9950X for multicore madness and the i5 13500 for those on a budget. Because why settle for a basic setup when you can go all out?

    3. When it comes to GPUs, we’ve got options for every resolution. From the RTX 4070 Super for 1440p gaming to the ultra-budget option of a used RTX 2060 Super, we’ve got you covered. And don’t forget about the RTX 4090 for all your amateur production needs – because who needs practicality when you can have extravagance?

    4. RAM, SSDs, coolers, motherboards – we’ve got recommendations for all your PC needs. Just ignore the haters who can’t appreciate the beauty of a 970 EVO SSD. They’re just jealous of its greatness.

    So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. Who knows what kind of insane stories and shenanigans you’ll encounter along the way?

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Cosmic Pies Baked: 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 9
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 13 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • PuppyCraft Minecraft Server

    PuppyCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of living in a doggy daycare instead of your own home? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of living with an emotional support dog who thinks your furniture is a chew toy!

    Our server offers a peaceful oasis where you can build your dream home without worrying about surprise messes or constant barking. Say goodbye to the stress of coming home to a disaster zone and hello to a world where your only worry is finding the perfect block for your next build.

    Don’t let your roommate’s furry friend ruin your sanity any longer – join our server and reclaim your peace of mind! Plus, rumor has it that our virtual terriers are expertly trained and never leave a mess behind. So why wait? Join now and say goodbye to the doggy drama for good!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7406 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Alien Abductions: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 38
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 11 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • NoLifeGamer Minecraft SMP

    NoLifeGamer Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to prove to the world that you have no life! We have players who have built entire cities made out of diamond blocks, farms that produce enchanted golden apples on the hour, and even a secret underground base filled with nothing but cake (because who needs diamonds when you have cake, right?).

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, who tamed the dragon and now rides it around like a majestic steed. Want to join in on the fun and ride a dragon too? Then this is the place for you!

    So come on over and show the world just how little of a life you have by joining our crazy, over-the-top Minecraft SMP. Who needs sunlight and fresh air when you can have virtual riches and dragon rides instead?

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 6 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 4 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Lost Souls Rescued: 6
    Vanishing Items Found: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 27

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • MinecraftMysteryMadness

    MinecraftMysteryMadness
    Have you ever been playing Minecraft and suddenly a herd of pink sheep descended from the sky and started dancing the Macarena? No? Well, you clearly haven’t joined our wacky Minecraft server yet!

    Join us for a wild ride of craziness and chaos where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). Build a house made entirely of diamond blocks, ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off – the possibilities are endless!

    But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. Will you dare to join them?

    So if you’re ready to experience the most unexplainable and hilarious moments in Minecraft history, join our server now! Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next?

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 25
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 16

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Clock Control Craft

    Clock Control Craft
    so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly, BAM, you’re in this crazy world where time doesn’t matter! like, you can play for hours and hours and it feels like minutes! it’s like having your own personal time machine, man!

    and get this, the protein that controls your biological clock in the game? it’s like, all glitched out and stuff, so you can stay up all night building your epic castle without getting tired! no more jet lag or seasonal adjustments, just endless building and mining fun!

    so, like, if you wanna join a server that messes with your sense of time and lets you play forever, then this is the place for you, dude! come join us and experience the ultimate minecraft time warp!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Herobrine Sightings: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 15 Runes Activated: 7
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Rustic Kingdoms: Where Goblins Reign and Spelling Doesn’t Matter

    Rustic Kingdoms: Where Goblins Reign and Spelling Doesn’t Matter

    Minecraft Server Overview:

    Goblin King: Krenko
    Server Theme: Goblin chaos and worship of the god of chaos
    Server Rules:

    FAQ:

    Question Answer
    What is the server theme? The server is themed around goblins, chaos, and the worship of the god of chaos.
    What are the server rules?
    • Kill anything that says goblins are weak
    • Revenge fallen friends
    • Follow the wishes of the god of chaos
    • Respect if respected
    How can I join the server? Join us on Discord: https://discord.gg/UQ5yQn8j

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 4
    Mythical Quests Completed: 12 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 323
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Pirate Ships Captured: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • PvP Masters Minecraft Server

    PvP Masters Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing boring old singleplayer Minecraft? Do you crave the thrill of battling it out with other players in epic PvP matches? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be!

    Join our server and experience the chaos of PvP like never before. We have custom arenas, insane weapons, and even a secret underground lair where you can challenge the server owner to a duel for ultimate bragging rights.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds when you defeat them in battle. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples somewhere in the world – if you can find it, you’ll be the envy of all your friends.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare for the wildest PvP adventures of your life!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 22 Undead Armies Raised: 3
    Orbs of Power Found: 9 Legendary Heroes Trained: 3
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Goon Minecraft SMP Dorm Situation

    Goon Minecraft SMP Dorm Situation
    Are you tired of being stuck in your boring dorm room with nothing to do? Do you crave adventure and excitement? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and embark on epic quests, battle fearsome mobs, and build the most outrageous creations you can imagine.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their underground rave parties and learn their funky moves to impress your friends.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server. Will you be the one to uncover it and become the richest player on the server? Only time will tell.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky llamas – they’re always up to something!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Divine Scrolls Written: 20
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6 Potions Brewed: 107
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 8
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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