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Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players: 90/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 12 Reality Warps Survived: 2
Wilderness Tamed: 10 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
Falling into the Void: 0 Cursed Lands Purified: 8
Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9
Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 15

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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