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| Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 3316 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 2204 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Emeralds Found: | 1162 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 1 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 19 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Are creepers blowing up your builds? Are zombies constantly knocking on your door asking for brains? Is your diamond pickaxe just not shiny enough? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because on our server, all your Minecraft woes will be a thing of the past!
Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs), diamonds rain from the sky (watch out below!), and the villagers have formed their own boy band (they call themselves The Villager Vibe).
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a giant octopus made entirely out of blocks who roams the ocean depths looking for unsuspecting players to hug (or crush, it’s hard to tell with those blocky arms).
So come on down and join us for the craziest, wackiest, most absurd Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get hugged by the Blocktopus, then you might regret it a little).
