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Players: | 101/400 | Votes: | 8748 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
Towns Built: | 5 | Void Gems Collected: | 26 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 44 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 20 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 22 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of friendly aliens who will trade you rare items in exchange for your most prized possessions. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a magical land where the trees are made of cotton candy and the rivers flow with chocolate milk.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Good afternoon bots, just woke up to a whole new world of insanity!