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Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 2582 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Towns Built: | 8 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 12 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re dodging demands to do trivial tasks or dealing with guilt trips for setting boundaries. And if you’re lucky, you might even receive a long, driveling letter about how you’re letting down a grieving widow.
But wait, there’s more! Witness the thrilling saga of selling off all the server’s resources for cash, all while claiming to be overwhelmed with grief. It’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and zombies!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the rollercoaster of emotions that only a boss’s widow can provide. And remember, if you want to be paid, just send a demand letter to our in-game accountant. Good luck, and may the drama be ever in your favor!