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Players: | 95/200 | Votes: | 5070 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 17 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 |
Potions Brewed: | 54 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Mines Excavated: | 3533 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re dodging demands to do trivial tasks or dealing with guilt trips for setting boundaries. And if you’re lucky, you might even receive a long, driveling letter about how you’re letting down a grieving widow.
But wait, there’s more! Witness the thrilling saga of selling off all the server’s resources for cash, all while claiming to be overwhelmed with grief. It’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and zombies!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the rollercoaster of emotions that only a boss’s widow can provide. And remember, if you want to be paid, just send a demand letter to our in-game accountant. Good luck, and may the drama be ever in your favor!