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Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 9193 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 4 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 5 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 23 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 11 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 |
We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re dodging demands to do trivial tasks or dealing with guilt trips for setting boundaries. And if you’re lucky, you might even receive a long, driveling letter about how you’re letting down a grieving widow.
But wait, there’s more! Witness the thrilling saga of selling off all the server’s resources for cash, all while claiming to be overwhelmed with grief. It’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and zombies!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the rollercoaster of emotions that only a boss’s widow can provide. And remember, if you want to be paid, just send a demand letter to our in-game accountant. Good luck, and may the drama be ever in your favor!