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Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 2213 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 34 | Wilderness Tamed: | 20 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 18 |
We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re dodging demands to do trivial tasks or dealing with guilt trips for setting boundaries. And if you’re lucky, you might even receive a long, driveling letter about how you’re letting down a grieving widow.
But wait, there’s more! Witness the thrilling saga of selling off all the server’s resources for cash, all while claiming to be overwhelmed with grief. It’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and zombies!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the rollercoaster of emotions that only a boss’s widow can provide. And remember, if you want to be paid, just send a demand letter to our in-game accountant. Good luck, and may the drama be ever in your favor!