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Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 2323 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Treasure Maps Found: | 6 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 5 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Enchantments Applied: | 200 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 42 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 |
We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re dodging demands to do trivial tasks or dealing with guilt trips for setting boundaries. And if you’re lucky, you might even receive a long, driveling letter about how you’re letting down a grieving widow.
But wait, there’s more! Witness the thrilling saga of selling off all the server’s resources for cash, all while claiming to be overwhelmed with grief. It’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and zombies!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the rollercoaster of emotions that only a boss’s widow can provide. And remember, if you want to be paid, just send a demand letter to our in-game accountant. Good luck, and may the drama be ever in your favor!